naughty or nice?

[oneholysock]

naughty or nice?

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice

• well? how did your muse behave this year? are they going to get everything on their wishlist, coal in their stocking, or eaten by Krampus?
• holiday magic is in play, no lying
• no blank top levels

Comments

[pettymuch]

Forget him. Would you rather be on my naughty or nice list?

[badlucklady]

Wellllll -- That depends on if you've hidden away a lump of coal in your pockets.

[pettymuch]

You'll have to wait till Christmas morning to find out~

[badlucklady]

[A faux-shocked look.]

You little scamp. Three weeks of bated breath?!

[pettymuch]

Yeah, and no peeking!

[badlucklady]

[how can he be so cute hhhngg]]

Not even a little peek?

[pettymuch]

[ The power of the nerd who's gained confidence in his flirting abilities! ]

Peeking is an auto forfeit of potential gifts!

[badlucklady]

Gifts? More than one gift?

[pettymuch]

Maaaaaybe~

[badlucklady]

[Warren straightens his posture to perfection, looking skyward to absorb this crucial information.]

A pair of chopsticks? A stocking and its garter belt? A teacup and saucer?

[pettymuch]

Definitely not the second one...

[badlucklady]

Saving that one for Valentine's?

[pettymuch]

I'm not cross-dressing for you.

[ He could totally get him to do it. ]

[badlucklady]

Who said you would wear it?

[Warren sticks a leggy out and starts dancing the Can-Can.]

Ay~ Ay~

[pettymuch]

[ Just let him die of embarrassment already. ]

You're not wearing it either!

[badlucklady]

[You're not getting away from this clown that easily.]

Are you sure? My legs are very fetching, if I do say so myself.

[pettymuch]

That's it, now you are getting a pair of chopsticks!

[badlucklady]

Ah yes, the most challenging option.




I mean, where would you find a pair large enough to pick my snack? [Gesturing at him~]

[pettymuch]

You already have a pair for that.

[ Gesturing right back at those fetching legs of Warren's. ]

[badlucklady]

[The look on his face. Good one, kid.]

Weren't we discussing your Christmas gifts for me? If that's so, you'll have to wrap them. We're back at stockings!

[pettymuch]

Go buy your own stockings if you want them so bad. I'm getting you something else.

[badlucklady]

Ah, what could it be... If you've chosen entertainment, I've already finished Dark Souls II.

[pettymuch]

...why are we not gaming together?!

[ A more important question than Xmas gift guessing. ]

[badlucklady]

[🤷]

You never asked?

[pettymuch]

I didn't know you were a gamer! Okay, I changed my mind on what you're gift's gonna be, then.