Flirt

[isockenstein]

The Pick Up Line / Flirting Meme

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc) or flirtations!
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Comments

[soft_shelled]

[Her clarifying is helpful, even though he thinks he has very few things he could mistake her liking in this moment.]

Yeah... Me too.

[Which is more than obvious from the fact he hasn't let go of her hand yet.]

[neverdisappointed]

[Her smile widens significantly, which makes her glance away with a bit of a sheepish expression.]

Is there anything else you think you might like? Like... my head on your shoulder or something? I don't want to just assume you're okay with anything.

[soft_shelled]

I mean, that's fine? It's not like you're going to uh... Grab my butt or something like that out of the blue, so head on shoulders is fine.

[He also realizes after he said it that his example was kind of dumb, so he's looking away sheepishly.]

[neverdisappointed]

[She laughs before she can stop herself, though it seems like that laughter is borne from more nervousness than anything else.]

No! No, I'm uh... not much of a groper or anything.

[That was dumb. Super dumb. But there's too much of a height difference for her to rest her head on his shoulder while they're standing next to one another, so she can't really distract him with anything but another small squeeze to her hand.]

Maybe I'll get more comfortable the next time we're watching a movie together. But above-the-waist comfortable.

[soft_shelled]

[Maybe a little disappointed by her laughing and answer, but it's so brief it's barely noticeable.

He just lets out a short laugh of his own to cover it up.]

Good to know, good to know.

[And yeah, he's gotten kind of used to people he likes being taller than him. The hand squeeze does make him smile a little more.]

That would be nice, both things.

[neverdisappointed]

[Look, if he's setting boundaries and the boundaries are "no butt touching," MJ can and will respect that until he tells her that those boundaries are null and void. Maybe he'll do that after she tells him the same, but that's for them to figure out later.

For now, he's smiling far more than he usually is, and while that's nice, MJ does like to push the envelope a little whenever possible.]

The same goes for you. If you wanted to get comfortable. Above the waist or whatever.

[She's got more going on above her waist than he does, though, so that's up for him to interpret or ask about, if he can get around the "whatever" part.]

[soft_shelled]

[He slow blinks at her words, because yes he is aware she has more above waist than he does so uh...]

I um, will remember that. But I'm pretty sure some spots are probably off limits.

[neverdisappointed]

[Though her eyes might get a little more mischievous, her poker face is otherwise on point.]

Probably not as off limits as you'd think.

[soft_shelled]

...

I feel like this is a trap.

[neverdisappointed]

[That gets a quiet laugh out of her.]

I think it's more commonly known as consent, but I guess you're free to call it what you want.

[soft_shelled]

Just... it seems too simple.

[He is falling into the classic Donnie overthink here.]

[neverdisappointed]

[She looks confused at that.]

Consent is simple. It's either a yes or no. And I just gave you a blanket yes.

[soft_shelled]

Yes, but it can also be revoked just as easily?

[Open boundaries makes him wary!!!]

[neverdisappointed]

... yeah. That's how consent works. If we're, you know... doing something, and it turns out I don't like it or I'm not ready for it, I'll tell you. And I expect you to tell me if you feel that way, too. I mean, you will, right?

[She doesn't want to do anything if she's going to spend the whole time worrying about whether or not she's making him uncomfortable and he just doesn't want to say so!]

[soft_shelled]

I mean... Yes?

[Just he might go past his comfort zone just to make her happy. He does it with his family, mostly with hugs though, so he is used to it.]

[neverdisappointed]

Say that again but without it being a question.

You'll tell me if we're doing anything that makes you uncomfortable, right?

[soft_shelled]

Yes, yes, I will.

[Dismissive hand wave now.]

[neverdisappointed]

[She gives him a stern look, trying to determine how truthful he's actually being.]

Good. I don't want to sit here like a dumbass, wondering whether you actually like physical contact or if you're just tolerating it because you think you should or something.

[soft_shelled]

[He is very obviously avoiding eye contact now.]

Well you don't need to wonder, okay?

[neverdisappointed]

[She eyes him steadily for a moment before looking down, shrugging a shoulder.]

I probably still will. But I'll try believe you'll actually be open with me so I don't have to ask fifty thousand times whether or not something's okay.

[soft_shelled]

You won't. Have to do that.

[He's so serious right now, dang it.]

[neverdisappointed]

'kay.

[She belatedly realizes that that sounds like she's being dismissive, leading her to meet his eyes and nod.]

Okay. I'll believe you.

[soft_shelled]

Good, good.

[A pause then;]

I could flirt with you more now if you'd like?

[neverdisappointed]

[That actually makes her smile a little, even if she shakes her head in response.]

You could if you want. But I never want you to feel pressured to do that sort of thing if you're not actually into it.

[soft_shelled]

Well, it's kind of funny? Some of these lines I found are ridiculous.

[And he might go to pull out his phone now to show off the list he looked up, because of course he didn't think of his lines by himself.]