Flirt

[isockenstein]

The Pick Up Line / Flirting Meme

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc) or flirtations!
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Comments

[neverdisappointed]

[She just... stares. Because what else can she really do?]

Donnie. No. Is that why you thought I was lying when I first told you I liked you?

[soft_shelled]

What? No.

[This might be a lie, a little.]

[neverdisappointed]

No one wants to use you. And if they do, I'll see right through them and will punch them in the throat for you.

[soft_shelled]

Tell that to the two people who've done it to me already.

[One being his own dad.]

[neverdisappointed]

Gladly. That way I can give them fair warning about being punched in the throat going forward, rather than springing it on them retroactively.

[soft_shelled]

I'd prefer if you didn't, one was father.

[The other was a giant spider woman.]

[neverdisappointed]

Why would your father-... you know what, no, I'll let this not be my business for now, unless you want to tell me.

[She's used to dealing with spider people, though, so she'll still punch the other one.]

[soft_shelled]

It was stupid, so yeah.

[It's not something he's proud about, even if it ended well for everyone. Unlike the time with Big Mama.]

[neverdisappointed]

If it's something you still think about, then it bothers you enough that I wouldn't find it stupid. But you don't have to tell me everything about your life, so I'm not going to pry.

[soft_shelled]

It's less I still think about it and more like... I don't forget things?

[neverdisappointed]

Same difference. But if it weighs on your mind, you know I'm always around to talk to, right?

[soft_shelled]

Not really. But yeah, I know.

[neverdisappointed]

Yes really. And since you're one of the few people I actually like talking to, I expect lots of deep and meaningful conversations. When you're ready for them, at any rate.

[soft_shelled]

... Don't hold your breath on that front.

[neverdisappointed]

My lung capacity isn't strong enough for that, but I'm both patient and stubborn, so I can wait.

[soft_shelled]

Now you're just being silly, because we both know you know that's not what I meant.

[neverdisappointed]

You don't have a monopoly on being frustratingly literal, you know.

[soft_shelled]

Never said I did?

[neverdisappointed]

Then don't be so surprised when you get that kind of behavior in kind.

[soft_shelled]

Well, perhaps I expect better from you.

[neverdisappointed]

You expect me to behave better than you do?

[soft_shelled]

Maybe? You're not... Like me, in a lot of ways.

[neverdisappointed]

Obviously. But I'm not your better.

[soft_shelled]

Mm, so you say.

[neverdisappointed]

You don't seriously believe the alternative, do you?