Flirt

[isockenstein]

The Pick Up Line / Flirting Meme

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc) or flirtations!
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Comments

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Ino Takuma | JJK

[baelaclava]

Inumaki Toge | JJK

[laryngory]

[anyone crosscanon who tries to flirt with Inumaki should know that his reply won't be easily understood unless it's over text or chat, which is totally cool with me]

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

Jessica Jones | Jessica Jones/The Defenders | F/M

[assholic]

alexandrina (rina) sebastiane ✧ zzzero

[booboo]

STEVE HARRINGTON ⟳ STRANGER THINGS.

[videostore]

[infinite1ups]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I MEAN

[metalled]

Come here often, big boy?

not the big boy, i can't with you.

[videostore]

Yeah, I work here. I come here so, so often. [ he leans on the counter on his elbows. ] What about you? You like coming here?

[videostore]

C'mere, I'll be your teddy bear. You'll never need it again.

you asked for this

[metalled]

[Not the double entendre! That just makes Eddie grin wider, fingertips tracing circles on the counter. He's all wide eyed innocence, wouldn't dream of doing anything naughty.]

Oh, I think I could like coming here a lot. All the time, maybe.

don't call me out!

[videostore]

[ steve's lips twitch, and he tries not to smile. instead, he lowers his chin, looking at eddie with his brows up. he has to not give in, but it's so difficult when eddie says and does the things he does. ]

Maybe you should rent something. Too bad we don't have an adult section.

I do so lovingly

[metalled]

[Really honestly Eddie shouldn't come here during work hours. He's far, far too distracting and Steve does, technically, have to work. Maybe. Do rich boys have to work? Eddie doesn't even know.

But that's not the point. The point is that he can't ask Steve to nail him to the counter. At least not while the store is open.]

Maybe you should give me a recommendation. Something satisfying.

aster | nu:carnival | ota 18+

[shittylittle]

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

[infinite1ups]

I'd rather cuddle you, anyway.

Yuri Plisetsky | Yuri!!! On ICE | m/m

[russianicetiger]

what is love baby don't hurt me.

[videostore]

[ steve smirks this time, lips curling upward. he stares at eddie, hips moving as he makes himself more comfortable. they're near each other, so much that steve can smell the leather of eddie's jacket. he wants to rip it off of him, have him right here, right now - but he's working. he remembers that, but he still glances around to check if there are customers with his eyes. once they dart back to eddie, he raises one brow. ]

Maybe The Boys Next Door or Weird Science or Teen Wolf. Something slick.

[ he wonders if eddie has lube on him. he wonders if the condom in his wallet would be good for it. maybe they can go parking later, fucking in the backseat. he wants to look up at eddie while he's being ridden. ]

Or I could give you a show. Whatever.

[videostore]

I promise that I'm better than some teddy bear.

till / alien stage

[futill]

[infinite1ups]

Way better! You cuddle back, and I can kiss you.

just blade being blade

[vocaldroid]

Little Aster~! This made me think of you!

[ Blade pulls out a book from their massive library, turns to a page and reads: ] Are you a blood bank?

...Because I want to make a large withdrawal tonight!

Thistle | Dungeon Meshi

[cardueae]