Flirt

[isockenstein]

The Pick Up Line / Flirting Meme

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc) or flirtations!
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Comments

[soft_shelled]

Well, it's kind of funny? Some of these lines I found are ridiculous.

[And he might go to pull out his phone now to show off the list he looked up, because of course he didn't think of his lines by himself.]

[neverdisappointed]

They're kind of meant to be ridiculous, yeah. At least, I'm hoping no one uses them on people and expects them to get automatically turned on.

[Tilting her head, she glances at his phone in amusement.]

What you need are science pick-up lines, especially if you're using them with someone who knows and appreciates what a giant nerd you are. Like, "Are you a covalent bond? Because I want to share electrons with you."

[soft_shelled]

I think it's more to draw attention and interest then arousal?

[At least that's what Donnie thinks is their purpose. And the list on his phone is pretty large.]

Hilariously there is a covalent bond line on here, but not that one.

[neverdisappointed]

If someone's expecting it to be anything more than a weird icebreaker, they're expecting too much.

[She smirks a little at what she sees on his phone, absently shrugging a shoulder.]

Well, it's one of the stronger, more attractive bonds, so I guess that's what makes it so sexy.

[soft_shelled]

And that is on them, really.

[It's a big list! He came prepared.]

That or it just sounds sexy, I mean. Compared to other bonds.

[neverdisappointed]

Hm. I'm not sure about that. Ionic bonds are prime examples of opposites attracting.

[soft_shelled]

While true, but ionic doesn't sound attractive?

[neverdisappointed]

... and covalent does?

[soft_shelled]

Yeah, the cov leading into alent? Sounds better.

[neverdisappointed]

Is there some kind of phonetic science to it? Because while I've heard that nasal sounds can be construed as sexier than you'd think, I can't see what's in the etymology of "covalent" that would inherently turn me on.

[soft_shelled]

Maybe? I just like how it sounds, really. Less harsh than ionic.

[neverdisappointed]

Oh, it's a personal preference. Okay, that makes sense now. Personal preferences can be a little weird sometimes.

[Like how her personal preference is a standoffish mutant turtle, shh.]

[soft_shelled]

I mean, I guess?

[He could argue, but he doesn't feel like it right now for once.]

[neverdisappointed]

So what other words do you like? Scientific or otherwise? Maybe I'll write you an acrostic or something as my next terrible flirting attempt.

[soft_shelled]

[Good question there, MJ.]

I... Haven't really gave it that much thought? So I don't actually know.

[neverdisappointed]

Then maybe you can write me something with some of them sometime, if you ever think up a few you like the sound of.

[soft_shelled]

Sure, I can do... And I guess maybe you could do the same, so it's not completely one-sided?

[neverdisappointed]

I don't believe in one-sided ventures, Donnie. Though to be honest, a picture's worth a thousand words and I'm way better at drawing anyway, so maybe I'll do a sketch of you sometime.

[Not like she hasn't already, shhh.]

[soft_shelled]

Eh? You, you don't have to do that!

[The only person he knows that has drawn him is Mikey, so this is very much a weird thing to him.]

[neverdisappointed]

... why not? I do it all the time.

Not of you, specifically. I just... like sketching people that I like. And since I like you more than I like most people....

[soft_shelled]

[He gets what she is saying though, so face is red and burying his head in his hands.]

... still, what if someone sees it? How do you explain a drawing of something like me?

[neverdisappointed]

... I got tired of the lame guys at school and have started work on blueprints for a much more suitable partner from scratch?

Also, I think you severely underestimate how private a person I can be. People don't see my drawings unless I show them to them specifically, and even then, why would I have to explain my art?

[soft_shelled]

Because people will ask things, because humans are curious.

[Sorry, now he's on edge.]

[neverdisappointed]

Humans are curious, and I'm blunt enough to remind them that some thing aren't their business. They should be more worried about what the government's hiding from them than about what I might not be telling them. Relax. You're fine.

[She shrugs then.]

It's not like I have any close friends anyway, nosey or otherwise.

[soft_shelled]

I'm more worried about the government finding us, actually.

[And slow blink at her last line.]

Now that's just a lie, you got to have close friends. Everyone does.