Flirt

[isockenstein]

The Pick Up Line / Flirting Meme

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc) or flirtations!
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Comments

[neverdisappointed]

Well, obviously. But it can also not happen. If we're going to believe in the possibility of something, it should be the possibility of a good thing. Like your brothers maturing.

[soft_shelled]

... So, when did you become an optimist?

[neverdisappointed]

Donatello, I've always been, first and foremost, a realist. It's not my fault that the reality of most situations is depressing.

This one doesn't have to be, though.

[soft_shelled]

Hm, you say that. But wait until we have to do the hero thing again, and I'm sure something like this will happen.

[neverdisappointed]

I'm just saying that maybe you should give them a little credit. They are your brothers, after all.

[soft_shelled]

Oh I'll give them credit, credit that they'll lead me to an early grave worrying about them.

[neverdisappointed]

If you care enough to worry, then you care enough to see them as whole, actualized people who are fully capable of growing up, even if you consider yourself the adult of the group.

[soft_shelled]

Oh I don't see myself that way, I'm just the one who actually thinks about the future and makes plans.

[neverdisappointed]

Which is... kinda what adults do.

[soft_shelled]

No, adults just watch TV and eat cake before falling asleep.

[Donnie has not had a good adult in his life, ever, MJ.]

[neverdisappointed]

[She looks vaguely aghast as she stares at him silently for a moment.]

I guess I can't say anything, considering I didn't have the best role models growing up either. Still, you should know as well as I did that healthy functional adults don't act that way.

[soft_shelled]

Oh right. They complement you so that they can use you instead!

[He sounds sarcastic, but he is also being serious.]

[neverdisappointed]

[She just... stares. Because what else can she really do?]

Donnie. No. Is that why you thought I was lying when I first told you I liked you?

[soft_shelled]

What? No.

[This might be a lie, a little.]

[neverdisappointed]

No one wants to use you. And if they do, I'll see right through them and will punch them in the throat for you.

[soft_shelled]

Tell that to the two people who've done it to me already.

[One being his own dad.]

[neverdisappointed]

Gladly. That way I can give them fair warning about being punched in the throat going forward, rather than springing it on them retroactively.

[soft_shelled]

I'd prefer if you didn't, one was father.

[The other was a giant spider woman.]

[neverdisappointed]

Why would your father-... you know what, no, I'll let this not be my business for now, unless you want to tell me.

[She's used to dealing with spider people, though, so she'll still punch the other one.]

[soft_shelled]

It was stupid, so yeah.

[It's not something he's proud about, even if it ended well for everyone. Unlike the time with Big Mama.]

[neverdisappointed]

If it's something you still think about, then it bothers you enough that I wouldn't find it stupid. But you don't have to tell me everything about your life, so I'm not going to pry.

[soft_shelled]

It's less I still think about it and more like... I don't forget things?

[neverdisappointed]

Same difference. But if it weighs on your mind, you know I'm always around to talk to, right?

[soft_shelled]

Not really. But yeah, I know.

[neverdisappointed]

Yes really. And since you're one of the few people I actually like talking to, I expect lots of deep and meaningful conversations. When you're ready for them, at any rate.