hysterical meme

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hysterical meme


Ever have one of those days when your emotions are on rampage? When everything you feel is to the extreme? When you're so mad you could punch a hole in the wall? So hungry you could eat a horse? So sad the world's going to end? So happy your cheek muscles are going to explode out of pure delight?

...

maybe not that last one.

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Roll 1-10.

3. Both characters share one emotion. Or make them switch through emotions like day-time T.V.
4. ???
5. Profit!

1. Anger.

Everything makes you mad. From things people do or say, to what someone's wearing, you are mad beyond all mortal belief.

2. Happiness.

Everything is sunshine and rainbows and happiness all around. Nothing's wrong! Everything is fine! Now dance and be merry. Spread the love!

3. Sadness.

Everything sucks and everything hurts. So many waterworks flying everywhere, you'd think it was Sea World.

4. Hunger.

Everything looks delicious and oh god your stomach is grumbling. But dude, don't eat that it's a couch. No seriously, I don't care how good it tastes.

5. Paranoia.

Everything is out to get you. That person walking up to you? A murderer. That plastic bag on the ground? A relative of the bag you stepped on when you were five, out looking for revenge.

6. Lust.

Everything is sexy, and you kind of just want to jump on anything that's moving. Bad pick up lines can be expected to happen.

7. Surprised.

Everything is shocking you. Oh my god, you're a person? Oh my god, you're wearing clothes? Oh my god, I'm wearing clothes?

8. Confused.

Everything is just completely illogical. I like to think of this as the "philosophical" option. Why is the sky blue? What's going on? Why? How? When? What?

9. Tired.

Everything looks so comfortable... Maybe sleeping just for a few minutes will relieve you... Just shut your eyes...

10. Funny.

Everything is a joke. Consider this your "bad pun" option. Use at your own digression

11. Anything/Everything else!

 

Comments

3; wow RNG

[knightime]

[Dave doesn't even know what's gotten to him. He's usually more adept of sucking up and ignoring whatever bullshit that gets thrown his way.

Apparently, this time he's finally hit his quota of bullshit he can take and might be T-some seconds to having some major breakdown.

Which means he is finding the most secluded place and ignoring everyone until he is done being a sissy little crybaby. Can't lose face in front of anyone right? Jade, why are you here and why is he running into you at the worst possible time?]

ahakljsfa dave ;;

[nukeoleptic]

[Why is she there? Because Jade has an uncanny knack for ending up just where she needs to be just when she needs to be, even if the 'why' isn't always clear.

She's initially startled when she sees Dave, and her initial reaction is to smile at him. Why shouldn't she smile? But she can see on his expression, even behind the shades, that something is Seriously Wrong, and the smile on her own face morphs into something much, much more like concern.]

Dave? What happened??

[And, in her usual excitable way, she's worried. Has he been injured? Or is it something else?]

[knightime]

[Fuck. Okay. Keep your shit together Dave. Blow it off. You don't need Jade freaking out over you because you decided to get upset.]

What happened? Nothing happened, Harley. Just the usual shit.

[...] Why do you ask? Something on my face? Because you might be mistaking my sunglasses for black eyes. It's usually unlikely, but sometimes people can fall for it.

[Wow, that was weak. Even for him.]

[nukeoleptic]

[Do you see the look on her face, Dave? Do you? It is one of Extreme Skepticism, and she is entirely unconvinced by your retort. She might have grown up in near solitude on a remote island, but she can still tell when you're upset, bro. :T]

Daaave.

[Unconvinced, she props her hands on her hips.]

--c'mon, do you want to sit down?

[knightime]

No, I don't want to sit down.

[He is evaluating his choices. He can run his sorry ass to somewhere else and then probably get the longest Jade lecture ever or...

...

He could talk to Jade about it.]

I think I might keep walking. Or even better, a nice run might actually be in order for this Strider.

[Apparently option one seems better to him.]

[nukeoleptic]

It sounds good to me.

[Oh, hello. She is calling you on this, Dave, and she catches him by the elbow. It is a friendly gesture, the same way she grabs onto John and Rose, but it definitely has an ulterior motive: making sure he doesn't escape.]

Let's go for a walk!

[knightime]

[Oh shit. Shit. Inwardly freaking out. He knows better then to think that he can get away from Jade so easily.]

Okay, fuck. What do you want, Harley? I'm fucking fantastic, believe it or not. [Ignore the slight crack in his voice. That was obviously intentional.]

[nukeoleptic]

[Her fingers tighten a little at his elbow, as if afraid he's going to just poof to get out of this.]

I just wanted to take a walk with you. [Her voice is a little stubborn. Nope, not oblivious to that little crack, Dave. Sorry.]

[knightime]

[He's going to start casually walking. But he keeps his head turned away from her and every so often a hand will go up to rub at his eyes.]

Yeah, okay. We can walk if that's what you want. Can't deny the Harley machine on her daily dose of walkage.

my heart D:

[nukeoleptic]

[Oh, no. This is a little worrying, but she obligingly releases his arm.

This is awkward. She studies their feet as they walk.]

If you want to talk, Dave...

mine is breaking too abuubuu

[knightime]

I dun really want ta talk about it. [There's a bit of an accent as he's able to say that out. It sounded like he could have cracked any second of that sentence.]

It ain't anythin' you need to worry about.

[nukeoleptic]

[Oh.

Oh, Dave is getting southern.

Shit is serious. :(]

Well, maybe I want to worry about it.

[She's grabbing his arm again, no longer walking.]

Stop, okay? And look at me.

[knightime]

[Dave stops and turns to her, but his head is pointed towards her feet and not up at her face. He's drawing this out as long as possible.]

It ain't anything. Seriously.

Don't even know why this is such a big deal. [Weh. Weh.]

[nukeoleptic]

If it's not a big deal, then it shouldn't be a problem to talk about it.

[Stubborn. Everything about her is stubborn. :T]

[knightime]

[There's a long pause.]

You're determined to get this out of me one way or another.

Harley, you are a cruel mistress, picking on boys when they're down.

[nukeoleptic]

[Jade shrugs helplessly.]

It's just what I do, I guess!! Now talk.

[knightime]

Jegus, alright.

I just got into an argument with some fucking nobody alright? [Well a couple of nobodies, but details.] We didn't really see eye to eye, and shit happened.

[nukeoleptic]

Who was the 'fucking nobody'? And what kind of 'shit' happened?

[She's ducking down, slightly, trying to create and maintain eye contact.]

[knightime]

Just some kids our age. Didn't like how I looked and how I acted. [Glancing away. This would be easier for you if those shades didn't hide his face so well.]

Fucking yelling everywhere with shitty insults. They backed off when I started to show I was serious as fuck.

[nukeoleptic]

[Oooh. Oh no, son. This shit don't fly.]

Where are they? What did they look like?

[>|||]

[knightime]

Hold your horses. Put your gun down. This shit is done and dealt with. They won't be bothering me again.

[Rubbing his eyes again. He's gotten pretty far from turning into a sobbing mess. He would give himself a pat on the back if he cared.] They ain't worth your time anyways.

[nukeoleptic]

They had better not!

[Jade's voice is flustered, upset for him.]

You're the coolest kid around. Who would tease you?

[knightime]

A lot of kids don't like cool kids. Being cool doesn't stop me from getting enemies of the fucking wahoo.

[He fiddles with his sunglasses before pulling them off.] And maybe some kids don't like how you look and it spreads like a fucking wild fire in the middle of a Texan summer.

[nukeoleptic]

[And Jade frowns visibly at that, reaching up to try to take his shades.]

Well, maybe some kids don't matter. Maybe only the people who care about you do.

[knightime]

[He lets her take them, and he just barely glances at her before looking away. It's obvious he's been crying.]

Maybe sometimes it hurts a little fucking too much when you're against a whole crowd and you're by yourself. Maybe I tried not to care or think it matters.