tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[zlodey]

It's aaaa ~ ll super trustworthy never-failing advice from a genius himself!

( boooo you whore )

[catoru]

okay so like
tell me what makes u the dating expert genius huh
credentials plee~ease

[ SHARE WITH THE CLASS ]

[zlodey]

None of your business.

( ?? )

[catoru]

[ ... ]

called it
fyodor's a virgin

[zlodey]

Yes, you got me.

( . )

[catoru]

that's what a virgin would say
〣( ºΔº )〣

[zlodey]

As I said, yes, you got me.
What else do you need?

[catoru]

wait wait wait
are you really
prove it

[ gojo stop ur nonsense ]

[zlodey]

And how would I go about proving it?

( gojo are u FR rn )

1/2

[catoru]

hang on a sec im gonna google it[ let him cook ]

2/2

[catoru]

huh i was right

[ ... ]

[zlodey]

?

( what crack are you smoking )

[catoru]

NEVERMIND
i forgive u for the really weird relationship advice now :)

[ well, that settles that, apparently. ]

[zlodey]

I wasn't asking for forgiveness.
My advice is not weird.

( :/ )

[catoru]

did you just get insecure about ur relationship advice

[ :3 ]

[zlodey]

No.
I'm calling you an idiot for not taking it, though.
Your relationship won't last long.

[catoru]

yeah u did
don't change the subject~~~~~

[zlodey]

I don't care enough to get insecure.

[catoru]

defensive~
sounds like something someone who just got insecure would say

[zlodey]

Fine, let's hear your solution, then.

[catoru]

do you really wanna get tied up in a basement???

[zlodey]

I'm giving you situational advice.
Quite obviously I will not be tied up in a basement.

[catoru]

okay good, because i don't wanna tie you up in a basement :(

[zlodey]

( lame! )

I know you don't.
But realistically speaking, it would solve your current problem.

[catoru]

[ your man is a single but absent father of three, please fyodor. ]

tying you up in a basement and gagging you probably would not make you 1. less keen on killing me, 2. more chill.