tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[catoru]

wait wait wait
are you really
prove it

[ gojo stop ur nonsense ]

[zlodey]

And how would I go about proving it?

( gojo are u FR rn )

1/2

[catoru]

hang on a sec im gonna google it[ let him cook ]

2/2

[catoru]

huh i was right

[ ... ]

[zlodey]

?

( what crack are you smoking )

[catoru]

NEVERMIND
i forgive u for the really weird relationship advice now :)

[ well, that settles that, apparently. ]

[zlodey]

I wasn't asking for forgiveness.
My advice is not weird.

( :/ )

[catoru]

did you just get insecure about ur relationship advice

[ :3 ]

[zlodey]

No.
I'm calling you an idiot for not taking it, though.
Your relationship won't last long.

[catoru]

yeah u did
don't change the subject~~~~~

[zlodey]

I don't care enough to get insecure.

[catoru]

defensive~
sounds like something someone who just got insecure would say

[zlodey]

Fine, let's hear your solution, then.

[catoru]

do you really wanna get tied up in a basement???

[zlodey]

I'm giving you situational advice.
Quite obviously I will not be tied up in a basement.

[catoru]

okay good, because i don't wanna tie you up in a basement :(

[zlodey]

( lame! )

I know you don't.
But realistically speaking, it would solve your current problem.

[catoru]

[ your man is a single but absent father of three, please fyodor. ]

tying you up in a basement and gagging you probably would not make you 1. less keen on killing me, 2. more chill.

[zlodey]

Is that the root of your concerns?
How much I want to kill you?

( a... whole... lot! )

[catoru]

currently? not really! long term? might cause some issues in the relationship, y'know, just here and there~

[zlodey]

Are you thinking of us long-term?
How surprising.

[catoru]

[ not on a public meme you two, jesus ]

aren't you? i mean
i'm the perfect catch... smart, handsome, tall, strong, responsible, doting, tall, employed, handsome—?

[zlodey]

True.
Any woman would be lucky to have you as a husband.
Unfortunately, my goals aren't quite as simple.

( LMFAO if it's a rich husband he wanted things sure would be easy!! )

[catoru]

wowow what a cute thing to say!
yeah it's true though.
also don't lie, you're a lonely baby~

[ yeah he has a bank of satyaaa i feel sick :( texts saved up. ]

[zlodey]

( gojo babifies him to an insane extent but he's not going to argue with it because... well. it kind of serves his current agenda. )

It was meant to make you re-think your choice of sticking by my side, you know.