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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
do you really wanna get tied up in a basement???
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm giving you situational advice.
Quite obviously I will not be tied up in a basement.
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
okay good, because i don't wanna tie you up in a basement :(
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
( lame! )

I know you don't.
But realistically speaking, it would solve your current problem.
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ your man is a single but absent father of three, please fyodor. ]

tying you up in a basement and gagging you probably would not make you 1. less keen on killing me, 2. more chill.
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Is that the root of your concerns?
How much I want to kill you?


( a... whole... lot! )
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
currently? not really! long term? might cause some issues in the relationship, y'know, just here and there~
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you thinking of us long-term?
How surprising.
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ not on a public meme you two, jesus ]

aren't you? i mean
i'm the perfect catch... smart, handsome, tall, strong, responsible, doting, tall, employed, handsome—?
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
True.
Any woman would be lucky to have you as a husband.
Unfortunately, my goals aren't quite as simple.


( LMFAO if it's a rich husband he wanted things sure would be easy!! )
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
wowow what a cute thing to say!
yeah it's true though.
also don't lie, you're a lonely baby~


[ yeah he has a bank of satyaaa i feel sick :( texts saved up. ]
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
( gojo babifies him to an insane extent but he's not going to argue with it because... well. it kind of serves his current agenda. )

It was meant to make you re-think your choice of sticking by my side, you know.
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and he feeds it by being a baby at him............ ]

aha! it doesn't matter though, because
this is about what i want!
you'll come around to all of it
besides, you like me ♡
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Or so you assume.
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
you want me to say it, or are you gonna—?
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Say what?

( no idea what he's talking about! )
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
incredible how your genius intellect can't figure out my complex thought process~

uhhhm
oh yeah

you're into this whole thing in a weird way, and it's cute!
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems even you aren't capable with keeping up with the chaos of your own thoughts.

... weird way?
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah im too fast for my own good
genius is rough to live with, huh?


[ sure, gojo. ]

yeah, weird way.
like you get kinda into it.
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It is.
And yet I would choose it over ignorance at any given time.


( duh. )

... into it?
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
uh huh, it's true~!

[ well. gojo wouldn't know, considering. ]

into it.
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll trust your judgment.
After all, nothing can hide from these eyes, can it?
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
you say anything don't you? funny.
'kay, be elusive.
weird little guy.
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[personal profile] zlodey 2023-09-16 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm agreeing with you, am I not?
Does that not please you?
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[personal profile] catoru 2023-09-16 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yeahhhhhhhhh
agreeing to agree isn't the same as like
actually agreeing
im right though, that's true~

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