1. I'm gonna miss hotboxing my room. Hound Dog started sniffing around the dorms so now around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literally have to hunt and gather just to get high. 2. You said I could wear anything I want so...naked it is then? 3. You left your bra here. It's hanging from the ceiling fan. I kind of want to keep it there ngl 4. New holiday tradition: sexting at the dinner table when my dad goes off on a tangent.
I think you'd miss it too much I'd go to eat you out and you'd gripe about how my dick was better but then think about it, if I got a strap and got some interchangeable dicks then it wouldn't matter you could still ride it as much as you want.
:0 I didn't know you had a rhinestone one That could totally be a disco ball if you put the cups together right next time we party you gotta bust it out so we can hang it up just for that
Sero Hanta | My Hero Academia | OTA
2. You said I could wear anything I want so...naked it is then?
3. You left your bra here. It's hanging from the ceiling fan. I kind of want to keep it there ngl
4. New holiday tradition: sexting at the dinner table when my dad goes off on a tangent.
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Naked is for when we get in out of the cold.
I wouldn't wanna deprive you or anything.
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What, you think you can't get me off without your dick?
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I'd go to eat you out and you'd gripe about how my dick was better
but then think about it, if I got a strap and got some interchangeable dicks then it wouldn't matter
you could still ride it as much as you want.
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Your tongue's way more flexible than your dick!
[Buuut, Sero's not wrong...]
I'm gonna forget you ever said interchangeable dicks.
[Picturing Sero with a strap on of a tentacle dong.]
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So are my fingers.
OH OH I bet if you held still long enough I could get a whole hand in there
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They're not as wet as your t
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
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[So he says...]
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I'm taking this as a challenge
Just wait
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that might be the most intense dedication to text-based spite I've ever witnessed.
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It's the cute one with the green trim and the flowers
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That could totally be a disco ball if you put the cups together right
next time we party you gotta bust it out so we can hang it up just for that
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They're not real rhinestones but they still sparkle!
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One on each fan blade.
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