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Sero Hanta | My Hero Academia | OTA

[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm gonna miss hotboxing my room. Hound Dog started sniffing around the dorms so now around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literally have to hunt and gather just to get high.
2. You said I could wear anything I want so...naked it is then?
3. You left your bra here. It's hanging from the ceiling fan. I kind of want to keep it there ngl
4. New holiday tradition: sexting at the dinner table when my dad goes off on a tangent.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then bring a box to put your fucking dick in once it breaks off in the snow.
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of dumbshit do you take me for?
Naked is for when we get in out of the cold.
I wouldn't wanna deprive you or anything.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A big hot one. 🖕
What, you think you can't get me off without your dick?
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you'd miss it too much
I'd go to eat you out and you'd gripe about how my dick was better
but then think about it, if I got a strap and got some interchangeable dicks then it wouldn't matter
you could still ride it as much as you want.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the point here.
Your tongue's way more flexible than your dick!


[Buuut, Sero's not wrong...]

I'm gonna forget you ever said interchangeable dicks.

[Picturing Sero with a strap on of a tentacle dong.]
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He would honestly have to be talked out of getting a tentacle just for the laugh in that scenario.]

So are my fingers.
OH OH I bet if you held still long enough I could get a whole hand in there
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[How's "Do it and you die" as a talk out attempt?]

They're not as wet as your t


ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
ok I have to try it now
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-15 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU SHOVE YOUR HAND IN THERE!!

[So he says...]
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-16 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Katsuki
I'm taking this as a challenge
Just wait
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-16 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
How about you forget it ever came out of your damn head!
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-16 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...
no.

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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-16 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy shit
that might be the most intense dedication to text-based spite I've ever witnessed.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's going up your ass.

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[personal profile] pinkalienqueen 2023-09-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Go for it! Pretend it's a streamer!
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-15 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure you're not gonna need it?
It's the cute one with the green trim and the flowers
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[personal profile] pinkalienqueen 2023-09-18 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh oh, you want to trade it for my rhinestones one? That one would reflect the light better!
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-18 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
:0 I didn't know you had a rhinestone one
That could totally be a disco ball if you put the cups together right
next time we party you gotta bust it out so we can hang it up just for that
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[personal profile] pinkalienqueen 2023-09-20 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and Hagakure got matching ones!
They're not real rhinestones but they still sparkle!
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[personal profile] cellophanehero 2023-09-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooo new plan then!
One on each fan blade.