tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[cellophanehero]

Holy shit
that might be the most intense dedication to text-based spite I've ever witnessed.

[blastedass]

It's going up your ass.

[cellophanehero]

You promise?

[blastedass]

Both of them?

[cellophanehero]

Fair trade if I'm getting all of mine in yours B)

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

ONLY if we have absolutely fucking nothing to do the following day.

[cellophanehero]

So same deal as any time one of us really wants to get railed

[blastedass]

Uh-huh.

[Cause this isn't railing with a dick; this is railing with a fucking fist!]

Bring a lot of lube.

[cellophanehero]

I'll get some new lube and we'll go slow
Don't worry Katsuki, I'll make sure you like it

[blastedass]

[He is already regretting this. How the fuck did he agree in the first place?!]

You haven't done this before, have you...

[cellophanehero]

Nope!
But I have research and patience and a super hot boyfriend to test it on

[blastedass]

If I can't walk the next day, I'm shoving my foot up your ass.

[cellophanehero]

(*￣3￣)╭ ~❤

[blastedass]

🖕

[ooc: do you wanna branch this off into another thread? ❤ i think we can wrap up the previous one (where they're in the shower) easily enough if you want to trade focus, or we can keep doing both of them! i'm happy either way.]

[cellophanehero]

[[I'm happy to if you are! I'm enjoying this pattern of starting psl threads off off the tflns.]]

[blastedass]

[Totally happy to! And yes, a lot of good pls can get started off tflns, in my experience. It's hella fun! Did you wanna set this one up in your journal or shall I kick it off on mine?]

[cellophanehero]

[[I'll leave the setup to you since my brains are friiiied. ❤]]

[blastedass]

[and boom ❤]