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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

That's not the point here.
Your tongue's way more flexible than your dick!

[Buuut, Sero's not wrong...]

I'm gonna forget you ever said interchangeable dicks.

[Picturing Sero with a strap on of a tentacle dong.]

[cellophanehero]

[He would honestly have to be talked out of getting a tentacle just for the laugh in that scenario.]

So are my fingers.
OH OH I bet if you held still long enough I could get a whole hand in there

[blastedass]

[How's "Do it and you die" as a talk out attempt?]

They're not as wet as your t


ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!

[cellophanehero]

ok I have to try it now

[blastedass]

THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU SHOVE YOUR HAND IN THERE!!

[So he says...]

[cellophanehero]

Katsuki
I'm taking this as a challenge
Just wait

[blastedass]

How about you forget it ever came out of your damn head!

[cellophanehero]

Hm...
no.

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[blastedass]

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[cellophanehero]

Holy shit
that might be the most intense dedication to text-based spite I've ever witnessed.

[blastedass]

It's going up your ass.

[cellophanehero]

You promise?

[blastedass]

Both of them?

[cellophanehero]

Fair trade if I'm getting all of mine in yours B)

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

ONLY if we have absolutely fucking nothing to do the following day.

[cellophanehero]

So same deal as any time one of us really wants to get railed

[blastedass]

Uh-huh.

[Cause this isn't railing with a dick; this is railing with a fucking fist!]

Bring a lot of lube.

[cellophanehero]

I'll get some new lube and we'll go slow
Don't worry Katsuki, I'll make sure you like it

[blastedass]

[He is already regretting this. How the fuck did he agree in the first place?!]

You haven't done this before, have you...

[cellophanehero]

Nope!
But I have research and patience and a super hot boyfriend to test it on

[blastedass]

If I can't walk the next day, I'm shoving my foot up your ass.

[cellophanehero]

(*￣3￣)╭ ~❤

[blastedass]

🖕

[ooc: do you wanna branch this off into another thread? ❤ i think we can wrap up the previous one (where they're in the shower) easily enough if you want to trade focus, or we can keep doing both of them! i'm happy either way.]

[cellophanehero]

[[I'm happy to if you are! I'm enjoying this pattern of starting psl threads off off the tflns.]]

[blastedass]

[Totally happy to! And yes, a lot of good pls can get started off tflns, in my experience. It's hella fun! Did you wanna set this one up in your journal or shall I kick it off on mine?]