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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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monkey d luffy | OPLA

[bigsmile]

1. i don't know where i am but the food in the fridge is AWESOME.

2. quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate!

3. can't tell if i'm starving or about to puke. playing it safe and eating froot loops. tasty in, colorful out.

4. i'm sleeping in your bed. sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud pirates. i'm starving.

5. (text him)

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[theflashyfool]

Get out of my bed, kid. We're not friends and I'm not feeding you.

[On the other hand, he's a lot easier to throttle if he knows where Luffy is...]

[bigsmile]

( What? Noooo. He just managed to lie down too! )

what? who says it's your bed? you sure?

[theflashyfool]

Am I sure? What kind of question is that?

I swear if those straw hats don't eat brain cells.

1.

[senaka]

Do not strange, foreign food.

Do not eat it.

Do not









just wipe your mouth after.

[bigsmile]

( at least an attempt was made. sorry zoro. )

i will! you should see this fridge i've never seen anything like it! so much food! and it's all a normal color as well!

this has to be a trial, i just know it's a challenge. you should join me, i'd give directions but

[senaka]

But you've already eaten the fridge out of house and home.

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[cartographie]

....Why?

[bigsmile]

why not? it's a very inspiring story.

[cartographie]

As long as you promise you're not looking for suggestions - because I think a lot of it was leaves.

1

[kicksthecook]

Are you trying to make me jealous?

[bigsmile]

i think i was under the impression it was your fridge. it's one you can walk into!

if i knew where i was i'd let you know, food tastes twice as good with friends.

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[notawaiter]

You know I don't mind the noise or the pirate company. Too hungry to sleep? I could prepare something for you.

[bigsmile]

yeah but the sand might be a problem.

i didn't

know that

my stomach

could make

these noises.

[notawaiter]

It is a little unpleasant, especially in bed. You could always take a shower? Then get in bed.

I have fed many people in my lifetime, and I admit these sounds are new. Did you eat anything weird early in the day?

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[moutonshot]

Is this your way of asking me to whip you up a nice salad?

[bigsmile]

with everything in it the caterpillar ate? you don't have to ask me twice!

( even if there wasn't a first ask.... )

[moutonshot]

(yeah there were going to be zero asks..)

All together? In one bowl?

1

[firstmates]

drinks?

[bigsmile]

i don't think fridges drink. this one doesn't. but there are some bottles of something in there.

[firstmates]

I'll come babysit you, but those are mine. Price not negotiable.

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[gripping]

i don't know. don't they eat leaves?

[bigsmile]

normally but this caterpillar ate a lot of things, not just leaves. i just can't think what else it was.

1

[tacks]

Out of curiosity, have you ever eaten anything you DIDN'T like?

[bigsmile]

you know, i've never really thought about it but now that you've asked? i like most things, but cherry pie isn't the greatest.