tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[work_wife]

You're kidding? It takes one to know one. And I'm one.

[work_wife]

I couldn't get you to stop.

Sero Hanta | My Hero Academia | OTA

[cellophanehero]

1. I'm gonna miss hotboxing my room. Hound Dog started sniffing around the dorms so now around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literally have to hunt and gather just to get high.
2. You said I could wear anything I want so...naked it is then?
3. You left your bra here. It's hanging from the ceiling fan. I kind of want to keep it there ngl
4. New holiday tradition: sexting at the dinner table when my dad goes off on a tangent.

[unequally]

I wouldn't.

1

[tangerinelike]

not a great idea
you realize fish poop in there, don't you?

Gagamaru Gin | Blue Lock

[bearfan]

1. I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it.

2. he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take my shirt off

3. So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear.

4. And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'm not gay. I'm BI. There's a difference.

[revmeup]

Deal

[eyeofthehawk]

how about 'Void' as that's what the cat looks like

[cross_swords]

You're not special enough to break the no enthusiasm.

;)

[holdshisown]

I'm not good with heights. The last time I climbed out a window my brother thought it'd be funny to push me out of it.

[cross_swords]

To impress someone, honestly.

[flashfirefist]

Good.

You're very talented, but you push yourself too hard.

[As Enji does, so he's speaking from experience.]

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[strongestcoward]

You need to be much, much more clear about what you expect of me in this scenario.

[electroburst]

yeah, like i said: nope. only people who got something to hide say that.

Chazz Princeton ( Yu-Gi-Oh! GX ) OTA

[chazzitup]

1. What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?

2. I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight

3. Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl, right?

4. I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far

[wisecracking_shot]

Yes it does. Have you seen the christmas cards?

[lovec]

I like the taste? But not this.

I can create one basically with transmutation but it won't be living. Just more animated.
I suppose I could do so in a hat.

5

[crosspurpose]

I have standards, though I wouldn't expect you to know the difference. Who gave you this contact?

[extrasensory_problems]

Sorry about that, sometimes when I drink I get really set on proving a point.

[legacy_blade]

I remember the dress. I've got things to hide.

2

[holdshisown]

Lucky for you I don't mind being kept. I hope your shoulders feel a bit less tense now.

Kita Shinsuke ( Haikyuu )

[dontneedmemories]

1. I'm drunk still and I cried.

2. At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

3. You're going to be doing extra laps tomorrow.

4. I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom

5. This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you.

4

[notawaiter]

You know I don't mind the noise or the pirate company. Too hungry to sleep? I could prepare something for you.

[senaka]

Hibernating fills my belly.

You'd eat someone else's crew?