them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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scott lang | mcu | ota

[pissant]

[ IMAGE ]

[aspolyhymnia]

is that your way of asking for my address?

[pissant]

i mean...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[aspolyhymnia]

only if you promise to not talk about your podcast.

Should I get out my strap-on or would you like something more traditional for our first time together?

[pissant]

i will try my hardest

i mean
i am not one to turn down an offer like that
but what we do is entirely up to you
what do YOU want?

[aspolyhymnia]

to sit on your face a while? That sounds especially nice right now.

[pissant]

that does sound pretty fantastic
i wouldn't mind that either
so i suppose i am asking for your address~

[aspolyhymnia]

[The next message is her address, followed by a selfie of her in a short, pleated skirt.]

[tasernanny]

I just felt the sense memory of your hand grabbing my ass the last time we hugged.

[pissant]

i just had a sense of memory of grabbing your ass
perfect little bubble butt

[tasernanny]

You're talking about yourself.

[pissant]

have you even seen your ass in those perfectly cut trousers?
like truly seen it.
it's wonderful
but its even better without the trousers

[tasernanny]

The closest I've come is the three-way mirror at my tailor's.
You've gotten a much better look at it.
But I still think yours is better.

[pissant]

better not tell your tailor what we've been doing to your trousers huh?
i have seen an awful lot of it
and i could see an awful lot more
and while my ass is super fine
yours is much better
trust me i am an expert

[tasernanny]

Or I ask her about stain resistant materials.
You ass is super.
Especially in the skintight kevlar you wear.

The only time it's better is when it's bare and you're riding me.

[cutehugeyacht]

Oh, I think I'm overdue for one of those too.

[pissant]

we could help one another out?

[cutehugeyacht]

I knew you'd get what I was saying!

[pissant]

an amazing cuddle session
and then maybe you taking a ride on me,
reverse cowgirl style?

how could we not be on the same page when it comes to that!?

[cutehugeyacht]

Ooh, reverse cowgirl. You can definitely admire my ass from that direction.

sorry if i am slow af right now, i've got a concert tonight and its a whole thing i can't wait

[pissant]

isn't that the point?
i mean i don't know if you know but you have a pretty fantastic ass

I hope it was fun!

[cutehugeyacht]

Maybe I'll even let you play with it.

[aimlesswonder]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

i sorry i am a slow potatoe but the next 24 gonna be long for me lots of travel and music and travel

[pissant]

i guess it all depends on what you're pondering?
is it giving me cuddles and then frisky little squeezes?

(no worries, i never drop her in here because she never gets sexting tags anyway)

[aimlesswonder]

Okay so you missed the joke there
But yes
I can totally give you all the attention you're thirsty for