them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[pissant]

Cassie is spending the summer there this year
since maggie moved out that way
so i'll be there a lot this year
i might even have to consider renting something

so long as you don't keep them off me forever
cause imagine how good i'll look in a nice suit

i just can't help myself
they make your brain fall out
and that's wonderful

maybe a little, i know you don't crack easily though

[tasernanny]

That might make a few things a little easier.
Good luck finding something affordable.

I've seen some of your publicity photos.
You look good in a tux.
You'll look better in a properly tailored suit.

They definitely make it head south.

It's fun to watch you try though.
It means I have to remind you not to be a brat.