them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[pissant]

custom cum resistant pants?
my new suits the best, very tight fitting
i've made a lot of changes
all for the best

mmm, i do like that position a lot
watching those beautiful faces you make
when you have your cock buried inside me

[tasernanny]

Just stain resistant in general.
But it does mean you'll have more chances to mess a suit up.

As long as it protects you.
Let's have showing your ass off be secondary to that.

I know you like to show off too.
You like it when I can't take my eyes off you.

[pissant]

i would throw in for a suit i could ruin without feeling bad

it does, sexy and functional, that's my motto

don't i ever, i love it when i drive you crazy
like when i wear that low cut black shirt
and those tight little blue jeans
i catch your eyes when we're out

[tasernanny]

Would you like to visit my tailor with me?
Because I would love to get you fitted for a proper suit.

It's very hard not to bite your collarbone when you wear that shirt.
Everyone watches you when you wear those jeans.
Those jeans can make blind people stare.

[pissant]

it's probably about time i buckled
and got something that looked a bit better on me
so yeah, i'd do that

everyone might be able to look
but only you can touch
and there's nothing better then getting you home after we've been out
and i've been wearing that
you usually can't wait to get me out of them

[tasernanny]

Next time you're in New York we'll go.
And I will have to work very hard to keep my hands to myself.
But when we're done I won't.

Which I'm sure is why you're wearing it.
Because you want me to get you out of it.

Are you trying to see if you can make me break?

[pissant]

Cassie is spending the summer there this year
since maggie moved out that way
so i'll be there a lot this year
i might even have to consider renting something

so long as you don't keep them off me forever
cause imagine how good i'll look in a nice suit

i just can't help myself
they make your brain fall out
and that's wonderful

maybe a little, i know you don't crack easily though

[tasernanny]

That might make a few things a little easier.
Good luck finding something affordable.

I've seen some of your publicity photos.
You look good in a tux.
You'll look better in a properly tailored suit.

They definitely make it head south.

It's fun to watch you try though.
It means I have to remind you not to be a brat.