them sexts

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[pissant]

that does sound pretty fantastic
i wouldn't mind that either
so i suppose i am asking for your address~

[aspolyhymnia]

[The next message is her address, followed by a selfie of her in a short, pleated skirt.]

[pissant]

my only request is that the skirt stays on
GPS says half hour
want me to bring anything other than my big mouth?

[aspolyhymnia]

request granted. Bottle of wine and some condoms?

[pissant]

perfect
you a red kinda gal, or a white? and dry or sweet?

[aspolyhymnia]

red and sweet.

[pissant]

a nice port,
got it.
give me forty then and i should be right along~

[aspolyhymnia]

I'll do my best to not get started without you.

[pissant]

if you do, don't worry
i can get you cleaned up when i get there

[True to his word, it takes him about forty minutes or so to grab some wine and a box of condoms, and some lube. Just in case she is actually serious about the pegging.

He also grabs a snack plate because of who he is as a person. Something light and easy for energy in between. When he finally gets there he packs everything all together in a tote bag he has hanging around the van, shrinks said van, and then pops that into the bag as well before maybe half bouncing his way up the steps to her apartment. Giving the door a playful knock when he gets to it.]

[aspolyhymnia]

[When she opens the door, she is still wearing the skirt as requested. She's even gone so far as to pair it with a white button down to complete the schoolgirl attire.

Her place isn't huge but it is well appointed and designed, it's the sort of place where a lot of thought has clearly gone into it.]

Hello there. Good to see you.

pardon my slow time for a bit i'm seeing les claypool today in the city so its a whole thing xD

[pissant]

[Oh what a brilliant effort she's gone through. Scott has to take a moment to admire before he steps inside, setting down the tote he's brought and running hands down sides, fingertips light as feathers, as he kicks the door shut behind him.]

This is a whole mood.

[He chuckles out before finally taking a moment to absorb the space around him. It's nice, if he's honest. Welcoming. As if the outfit she'd put on wasn't welcoming enough. He takes a second though to fish around his bag so he can pull out the bottle of wine he's brought.]

You got a couple of glasses? I brought snacks too, for later. So I'll have to pop those in the fridge.

yay! have fun

[aspolyhymnia]

Thank you, I wanted to make it worth that drive.

[Stella nods as he goes into the kitchen.]

The cabinet to the right of the fridge has all the glasses.

[He is cute, like really cute and she's pretty excited to have him over. This is likely to be a very enjoyable evening.]

What sort of snacks?