also known as "long awkward silences: the meme"

[derpsawk]

 

S~E~X TALK MEME

For reasons unknown (are they ever known?) you have found yourself incapable of talking like a normal person. Now, you can only seem to speak with incredibly sexual overtones. What does this mean? It means that wherever you are (at the park, eating dinner or watching sports, maybe even having sex already) you just can't stop talking dirty! You might even start to want it as bad as you sound like you do! (This meme can be crack or serious, or completely fucking absurd)

And not just talking dirty -- Explicit.  You are in full ero-mode, like a page right out of your stashed doujinshi, and your body is reacting whether you want it to or not!


1.) Reply
2.) Others reply with the sudden outbursts.
3.) Optionally, you can roll for the setting(1-8);



One.
You were just having a completely harmless stroll with a friend or acquaintance! Nothing in the conversation should have prompted such an embarrassing list of proclamations.

Two.
You were napping, and have a vividly explicit dream- now you can't stop thinking about it!

Three.
Your romantic, innocent dinner has suddenly become very, very awkward, or very, very interesting.

Four.
You're at the pool, and you really can't stop staring at the attractive swimwear- wait, what did you just say to someone?

Five.
You were already in bed with someone! Now you can't stop the lewdness from coming out.

Six.
You have a crush on a classmate, but your after school confession wasn't supposed to be quite so... forward.

Seven.
You never saw your sibling this way-- oh god, what if they respond to these comments you're making?

Eight.
You're just shouting these dirty thoughts into the crowd -- and you really hope they're not interested!
 

reposted from memebells!

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Doctor Donald Blake/Thor | mcu | ota

[doctor_thor]

Dean Winchester|Supernatural|OTA

[impala_is_my_baby]

[[ooc: The more awkward, the better, folks~!]]

[totallynotrobin]

[[ooc: Stiles has a taser. xD]]

tiago rodriguez | pre-canon skyfall | ota

[tiago]

Nue Houjuu | Touhou Project | F/F

[unidentifiedandfantastic]

1 + 2

[vajjadassinam]

[ Byakuren, having taken a vow of chastity, does find these kinds of dreams more than disturbing when they do arise. Especially if they involve people she's particularly close to. It's becoming embarrassing to walk alongside Nue as her thoughts continue go back to that dream. The sutras she recites for the other Youkai are no longer being recited just for Nue, either, but for Byakuren herself. Hopefully they will calm her. Perhaps Nue can tell the awkward urgency in her voice as she continues onto the second passage, all the while a flush creeps up her neck and to her cheeks.

No no no don't think of Nue like that. It's almost to the point that not confessing this strange dream to her would be a lie in of itself. Perhaps she should come clean, even if it is awkward, to set a mature example and get this burden off her chest--

No. Not yet. Hopefully Nue will fly off before then as she tends to do when Byakuren recites these sermons. For now, she can only continue speaking in a highly distracted manner. ]

Bro Strider ⚡ Homestuck ⚡ OTA

[smuppetwrangler]

hi friend.....

[barbasol]

_{[ you're rolling. ]}

Emiru Ikuno | Nozoki Ana | OTA

[peepingainteasy]

Yukina Suzumori | Toki no Kizuna | OTA

[not_a_woman]

[OOC: Sex talk with a side of absolutely clueless.]

Frederick | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[battlebutler]

[What is this I don't even...]

Ryuugamine Mikado | Durarara!! | OTA

[totallysane]

[this will be freaking terrible]

rng said 4 XD

[witchshouse]

[ This is not how her afternoon was supposed to go.

She was just supposed to meet Mikado up at the pool, hang out for a few hours and go home. Not sit around gawking at him and how... Great he looked in his bathing suit. So when she spaced out after he said he was going to go get them drinks, she kind of jumped and slipped into the pool when he tapped her on the shoulder, interrupting her... thoughts. ]

Chihaya Ayase | Chihayafuru | OTA

[karutaidiot]

[DENSE AS A BRICK.]

Kokonoe | Blazblue | Ota

[kittenwithadegree]

[demondogking]

You know, I can't help but wonder after so long that we've been knowing each other... when are you ever going let me [CRESCENT SABER] you sometime? Or just a little [SPIKE CHASER] in your [UNLIMITED DRIVE] at least?

Come on, I've been a good boy all this time now! Work with me here!

Q | skyfall | ota

[mustyoutoucheverything]

[ ooc;; you're going to be the provocative one. ]

Bayonetta | Bayonetta | OTA

[theurgetoherbal]

Isaac | Golden Sun | M/F

[sunny_hair]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[totallynotrobin]

~

Axel | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[flared]

(( ooc: Open to all options except for 7 please ))

Ise Nanao | Bleach | OTA

[eighthlibrarian]

1

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

[Kakashi had grown to enjoy Nanao's company. It was nice to talk to someone who wasn't loud, or mildly insane, or his boss for once. He'd run in to her while he was out, and struck up a conversation as they walked. And suddenly--]

-- I'd love to get you out of those robes.

[Suddenly he's mortified]

{ Tony Stark :: MCU }

[weirdaboutstuff]

Tsunade | Naruto | F/M

[legendarysucker]

4

[caster_blaster]

One would think that Gene could easily handle a simple mission. Find a new planet, take a scout ship, go on a little recon, and come right back. Instead, he ended up getting stranded in Konoha in one of the hottest seasons on that world. Lucky him. At least the locals had accepted him, even if they did keep his technology confiscated for the moment.

"I guess hanging out with you isn't so bad, Tsunade," Gene sighed, fanning himself. He had to admit, she looked good in a swimsuit. Heat made his mind wander too much. "God, I just want to tear that ass up."

...OH FUCK. Did he just say that out loud? Alright, chill. Maybe she didn't hear him.

esca mac cunoval ( the eagle ) au ✗ closed

[maccunoval]

[ They're at a party being hosted by Marcus's frat. Esca's not a brother; to be honest he hates almost everything about Greek life. But since he's Marcus's best friend he's at the frat house all the time and has become something of an honorary member.

So of course he's at the party tonight. He lost track of Marcus about a half an hour ago, but in the meantime he's joined a small group of people in a less crowded area of the house, playing a game of `kings`. Currently they're caught up in a round of `never have I ever`.

As he looks across the circle, he knows some of them have to be high school students. He warned Marcus about that, but truly he doesn't care all that much.

A guy to Esca's left has just said "Never have I ever sucked a dude's dick" and Esca puts one of his fingers down without a hint of shame. He doesn't bat an eye at some of the responses he gets, except to good-naturedly flip off one of the guys who says something about Marcus. Then it's his turn, and fuck he hates this part. ] Never have I ever... [ seriously, what hasn't he done? ] I dunno, snogged someone in a closet.

[ Because that's just dull. ]

wiggles into

[hominify]

[Cas is one of said high school students, and he certainly doesn't look old enough to be drinking. He's never been to a frat party before, but Dean had sort of insisted. For the experience.

Unfortunately, Dean disappeared with a curvy brunette about half an hour ago. Which means Cas is left to his own devices, and that means he's settled in with a group playing a drinking game. Games are fun, though whatever they're drinking is flat and tastes like urine and tequila. (Apparently it's called a 'beergarita'.)

Most of Cas's fingers are still up. He puts one down when the older boy next to him mentions snogging in a closet, because that's one he actually has experienced. Once.]

Never have I ever spanked a babysitter. [Cas saw it in porn once. It seems like something people enjoy.]

Fakir | Princess Tutu | het

[defy_fate]

Nathaniel | OC | M/F

[ruleswithvelvet]

Barbara Gordon | The Batman | OTA

[acro_bat_ic]

[All the awkwards.]

Faith Lehane | Buffyverse | OTA

[hungryanhorny]

Charlie Bradbury | Supernatural | F/F

[not_really_charlie]

[alwaysshotgun]

[[Have only played her like...once, but how would Charlie like a rule 63 Samantha Winchester thrown her way?]]