also known as "long awkward silences: the meme"

[derpsawk]

 

S~E~X TALK MEME

For reasons unknown (are they ever known?) you have found yourself incapable of talking like a normal person. Now, you can only seem to speak with incredibly sexual overtones. What does this mean? It means that wherever you are (at the park, eating dinner or watching sports, maybe even having sex already) you just can't stop talking dirty! You might even start to want it as bad as you sound like you do! (This meme can be crack or serious, or completely fucking absurd)

And not just talking dirty -- Explicit.  You are in full ero-mode, like a page right out of your stashed doujinshi, and your body is reacting whether you want it to or not!


1.) Reply
2.) Others reply with the sudden outbursts.
3.) Optionally, you can roll for the setting(1-8);



One.
You were just having a completely harmless stroll with a friend or acquaintance! Nothing in the conversation should have prompted such an embarrassing list of proclamations.

Two.
You were napping, and have a vividly explicit dream- now you can't stop thinking about it!

Three.
Your romantic, innocent dinner has suddenly become very, very awkward, or very, very interesting.

Four.
You're at the pool, and you really can't stop staring at the attractive swimwear- wait, what did you just say to someone?

Five.
You were already in bed with someone! Now you can't stop the lewdness from coming out.

Six.
You have a crush on a classmate, but your after school confession wasn't supposed to be quite so... forward.

Seven.
You never saw your sibling this way-- oh god, what if they respond to these comments you're making?

Eight.
You're just shouting these dirty thoughts into the crowd -- and you really hope they're not interested!
 

reposted from memebells!

Comments

[graffiter]

[The push forward is enough to get Aoba to walk towards the exit. There was no reason to stick around further; if Mikado decided to step it up a notch, Aoba would be prepared for it, whenever that would be.

Besides, there was other things to take care of, now that remembered them.]

Mikado-senpai, I wasn't lying before. I really do need help with my classwork! [-as well as preparing for the next meeting. But there was no reason to stick that in there.]

[totallysane]

{Well, there goes his attempt at a cool exit. At least Mikado can laugh about it, and he does, a little. In fact, it's a bit of a relief to break up the little test of wills with something so mundane.

It's such a relief that he can't seem to stop laughing, at first, and when he finally manages it, there's still a much easier smile on his face.]

Come on, let's go take care of your classwork then, Aoba-kun.

[Here, look, senpai is even holding the door for you.]

[graffiter]

[The determined and eager look Aoba wore was easily replaced with another smile, a softer one he had spent some time practicing.]

Thank you, senpai! I'm having trouble with this particular subject in class. I couldn't take that many notes down about it.

[Rather, something had come up during his class that involved him missing the lecture.

He'll just be skittering inside. Thank you for holding up the door, senpai. Your kouhai is clearly happy with this attention. Or just looks like he does.]