also known as "long awkward silences: the meme"

[derpsawk]

 

S~E~X TALK MEME

For reasons unknown (are they ever known?) you have found yourself incapable of talking like a normal person. Now, you can only seem to speak with incredibly sexual overtones. What does this mean? It means that wherever you are (at the park, eating dinner or watching sports, maybe even having sex already) you just can't stop talking dirty! You might even start to want it as bad as you sound like you do! (This meme can be crack or serious, or completely fucking absurd)

And not just talking dirty -- Explicit.  You are in full ero-mode, like a page right out of your stashed doujinshi, and your body is reacting whether you want it to or not!


1.) Reply
2.) Others reply with the sudden outbursts.
3.) Optionally, you can roll for the setting(1-8);



One.
You were just having a completely harmless stroll with a friend or acquaintance! Nothing in the conversation should have prompted such an embarrassing list of proclamations.

Two.
You were napping, and have a vividly explicit dream- now you can't stop thinking about it!

Three.
Your romantic, innocent dinner has suddenly become very, very awkward, or very, very interesting.

Four.
You're at the pool, and you really can't stop staring at the attractive swimwear- wait, what did you just say to someone?

Five.
You were already in bed with someone! Now you can't stop the lewdness from coming out.

Six.
You have a crush on a classmate, but your after school confession wasn't supposed to be quite so... forward.

Seven.
You never saw your sibling this way-- oh god, what if they respond to these comments you're making?

Eight.
You're just shouting these dirty thoughts into the crowd -- and you really hope they're not interested!
 

reposted from memebells!

Comments

Doctor Donald Blake/Thor | mcu | ota

[doctor_thor]

Dean Winchester|Supernatural|OTA

[impala_is_my_baby]

[[ooc: The more awkward, the better, folks~!]]

tiago rodriguez | pre-canon skyfall | ota

[tiago]

Nue Houjuu | Touhou Project | F/F

[unidentifiedandfantastic]

Bro Strider ⚡ Homestuck ⚡ OTA

[smuppetwrangler]

Emiru Ikuno | Nozoki Ana | OTA

[peepingainteasy]

Yukina Suzumori | Toki no Kizuna | OTA

[not_a_woman]

[OOC: Sex talk with a side of absolutely clueless.]

Frederick | Fire Emblem: Awakening | OTA

[battlebutler]

[What is this I don't even...]

Ryuugamine Mikado | Durarara!! | OTA

[totallysane]

[this will be freaking terrible]

Chihaya Ayase | Chihayafuru | OTA

[karutaidiot]

[DENSE AS A BRICK.]

Kokonoe | Blazblue | Ota

[kittenwithadegree]

Q | skyfall | ota

[mustyoutoucheverything]

[ ooc;; you're going to be the provocative one. ]

Bayonetta | Bayonetta | OTA

[theurgetoherbal]

Isaac | Golden Sun | M/F

[sunny_hair]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[totallynotrobin]

~

[totallynotrobin]

[[ooc: Stiles has a taser. xD]]

Axel | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[flared]

(( ooc: Open to all options except for 7 please ))

Ise Nanao | Bleach | OTA

[eighthlibrarian]

{ Tony Stark :: MCU }

[weirdaboutstuff]

Tsunade | Naruto | F/M

[legendarysucker]

hi friend.....

[barbasol]

_{[ you're rolling. ]}

hey hi!

[smuppetwrangler]

_{[ooc: My d8 won't stop rolling three, so there you go. (It hit seven once, but that wouldn't fit our guys.)]}

This is some good pasta, Egbert. I don't know how you do it, but you definitely have a way around the kitchen.

_{[It's been a while since the incident with him blurting out how he felt, and things were pretty much back to normal. Their friendly dinners were just getting back on track, and no awkwardness had happened for a couple nights. Yet.]}

I'm seriously in awe of your penne.

[barbasol]

<sub>[ Yeah. All that was awkward, but they started grabbing coffee again so why not. Why not invite his pal over for dinner, even if he had confessed to him and made things all weird. It was something he could get over in due time.

The compliment makes him beam. He specialized in baking, of course, so any compliment on anything other than his sweets was definitely treasured.
So he smiles wide. ]</sub>

Pleased you like it! Shucks, I never know what to do with things that aren't made out of batter and placed in a pan, but I just followed the directions.

Heck, maybe you could even do it.

[smuppetwrangler]

_{[He smiles as well and shakes his head. Egbert was way too modest.]}

Nah dude, this stuff is way out of my league. If it doesn't have microwave directions, I'm all thumbs about stuff like this. You remember last time I tried cooking? I set the damn kitchen on fire. Nah, I'm just a grilling and take-out guy.

Anyway, there's something about it, I dunno. Personal flair or whatever, but all your food is good. Mouthgasms for days, man. I don't care if it's boxed stuff, it all tastes right.

It'd be nothing but sex, I mean, uh, setbacks. If I were to try to cook.

[barbasol]

_{[ Whoops. Something slipped. It's not uncommon for Bro to have a mistake like this, knowing his line of work which Dad would just kind of.. stern fatherly disapproval over. He forces a smile just to be polite before sliding the fork around his pasta and lifting it to his mouth to take a bite. ]}

You should give it another go.
I wasn't the best at it until I burnt myself a few times.

Those hot buns can't bake themselves, you know. Somebody has to do it.