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derpsawk) wrote in
bakerstreet2013-04-17 04:22 pm
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also known as "long awkward silences: the meme"
S~E~X TALK MEME

For reasons unknown (are they ever known?) you have found yourself incapable of talking like a normal person. Now, you can only seem to speak with incredibly sexual overtones. What does this mean? It means that wherever you are (at the park, eating dinner or watching sports, maybe even having sex already) you just can't stop talking dirty! You might even start to want it as bad as you sound like you do! (This meme can be crack or serious, or completely fucking absurd)
And not just talking dirty -- Explicit. You are in full ero-mode, like a page right out of your stashed doujinshi, and your body is reacting whether you want it to or not!
1.) Reply
2.) Others reply with the sudden outbursts.
3.) Optionally, you can roll for the setting(1-8);
One.
You were just having a completely harmless stroll with a friend or acquaintance! Nothing in the conversation should have prompted such an embarrassing list of proclamations.
Two.
You were napping, and have a vividly explicit dream- now you can't stop thinking about it!
Three.
Your romantic, innocent dinner has suddenly become very, very awkward, or very, very interesting.
Four.
You're at the pool, and you really can't stop staring at the attractive swimwear- wait, what did you just say to someone?
Five.
You were already in bed with someone! Now you can't stop the lewdness from coming out.
Six.
You have a crush on a classmate, but your after school confession wasn't supposed to be quite so... forward.
Seven.
You never saw your sibling this way-- oh god, what if they respond to these comments you're making?
Eight.
You're just shouting these dirty thoughts into the crowd -- and you really hope they're not interested!
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"Dean's not coming back or a few hours, right?" So no chance of them getting caught. While Charlie preferred the deed to the viewing, the image of Samantha squirming was more of a turn on then she would have expected. The way her hand rested between her legs was going to drive Charlie wild before it did anything to Samantha.
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"Dean will probably be gone most of the night. He's determined to pick up some chic so he can get laid and he had his eye on the bartender earlier before I left." She shrugged a shoulder slightly, tempted to climb under the blankets to cover up. She wished now she hadn't thrown on a pair of boxers and a wifebeater to sleep in. A wifebeater that did NOT hide much of anything.
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The bartender, though... She was cute. "So what? No numbers or you?" charlie asked, watching the current show run out before clicking on the video link.
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Suddenly she heard familiar music and she jerked her head towards the laptop, eyes huge. Well...fuck. She cursed under her breath, looking at Charlie for a moment and wondering how suspicious it would look if she snagged the laptop. Course, it was too late for that. The redhead was already on the screen.
"Ahh...umm..." And she was speechless to top everything off? Yeah this was turning out to be a horrible day. She was actually picturing Charlie as she stared at the laptop and she felt herself become even more turned on. "Fuck me." She groaned, turning to hide in the pillows again. God please let her disappear.
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"I think I'm already doing that," she pointed out, backing away from the screen. Her hand accidentally rested on the hunter's thigh, slipping down the smooth skin. The surprisingly smooth skin.
"You kind of have a thing for red head, huh?"
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She fidgeted slightly before biting her lip. "You know...you could always pull the laptop over here and sit on the bed with me. Hotel chairs aren't comfortable for very long..."
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Knowing she could bring that reaction in Samantha with just a touch? Seeing the beautiul woman responding to her like that? There was no point in denying it was a turn on.
She wasn't sure about this, though. Samantha? Her? In the bed together? Yet, she was already moving to sit beside the woman.
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She pulled away after a moment, looking into her eyes before tilting her head and raising an eyebrow. "You okay with this, Charlie? Because I'll stop if you want me to."
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"...I didn't say stop."
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She let out a little moan, letting her fingers slip beneath the back of Charlie's shirt as she nipped at her lip.
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She slid forward, her own cold fingers beginning to slide up Samantha's skin.
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The touch of cold fingers made her shiver and she moved closer, encouraging Charlie's touch.
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Her fingers slid up, wanting to wrap about Samantha's breast. Those nipples had been driving her to distraction.
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She caught Charlie's hand, humming softly before pressing her hand against her breast in encouragement.
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She pushed that thought away, focusing on the dirtier present as she pressed her lips against the nipple. A little kiss.
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"Only fair that you get some attention too."
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she kissed Samantha's neck, next, pulling her body away just enough to let Samantha pull her shirt off. If she'd known they'd be doing things like this, she'd have worn less clothing...
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"You sure you know how to handle one of those?" she asked.
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Her hands slid up the woman's inner thighs, thumbs rubbing circles through her jeans before pressing in between her legs teasingly.
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Her fantasies weren't even this nice. Damn she had to admit that Charlie felt amazing beneath her. Finally she squeezed her hand before tugging the jeans open, tugging down on them before tossing them off the bed. Now Charlie lay in nothing but a pair of panties.
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If this was the moment Samantha had been dreaming about, then Charlie was going to make sure those dreams were worth it. Give them both something to dream about.
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