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memes ([personal profile] derpsawk) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-04-17 04:22 pm
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also known as "long awkward silences: the meme"

 
S~E~X TALK MEME


For reasons unknown (are they ever known?) you have found yourself incapable of talking like a normal person. Now, you can only seem to speak with incredibly sexual overtones. What does this mean? It means that wherever you are (at the park, eating dinner or watching sports, maybe even having sex already) you just can't stop talking dirty! You might even start to want it as bad as you sound like you do! (This meme can be crack or serious, or completely fucking absurd)

And not just talking dirty -- Explicit.  You are in full ero-mode, like a page right out of your stashed doujinshi, and your body is reacting whether you want it to or not!


1.) Reply
2.) Others reply with the sudden outbursts.
3.) Optionally, you can roll for the setting(1-8);



One.
You were just having a completely harmless stroll with a friend or acquaintance! Nothing in the conversation should have prompted such an embarrassing list of proclamations.

Two.
You were napping, and have a vividly explicit dream- now you can't stop thinking about it!

Three.
Your romantic, innocent dinner has suddenly become very, very awkward, or very, very interesting.

Four.
You're at the pool, and you really can't stop staring at the attractive swimwear- wait, what did you just say to someone?

Five.
You were already in bed with someone! Now you can't stop the lewdness from coming out.

Six.
You have a crush on a classmate, but your after school confession wasn't supposed to be quite so... forward.

Seven.
You never saw your sibling this way-- oh god, what if they respond to these comments you're making?

Eight.
You're just shouting these dirty thoughts into the crowd -- and you really hope they're not interested!
 
reposted from memebells!

not_really_charlie: (what is it?)

[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Not yet, maybe - but the mouse was already hovering over the link when she scooted closer to Samantha. She tilted the screen so that the other woman could see it clearly, as well as hear.

"Dean's not coming back or a few hours, right?" So no chance of them getting caught. While Charlie preferred the deed to the viewing, the image of Samantha squirming was more of a turn on then she would have expected. The way her hand rested between her legs was going to drive Charlie wild before it did anything to Samantha.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sam could see the laptop now and she stared, face turning even redder than it had before. She couldn't see the mouse though so she had no clue that Charlie was fixing to click on the link. "This one is almost over." She said softly, voice slightly deeper. She cleared her throat before turning onto her side to stare between the screen and the woman.

"Dean will probably be gone most of the night. He's determined to pick up some chic so he can get laid and he had his eye on the bartender earlier before I left." She shrugged a shoulder slightly, tempted to climb under the blankets to cover up. She wished now she hadn't thrown on a pair of boxers and a wifebeater to sleep in. A wifebeater that did NOT hide much of anything.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Charlie almost wished it herself. Somehow, her eyes kept getting drawn t Samantha's chest. She wondered if she couldn't turn the AC down before she caught herself. Dean was like a brother - he probably wouldn't appreciate her having dreams about Samantha...

The bartender, though... She was cute. "So what? No numbers or you?" charlie asked, watching the current show run out before clicking on the video link.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
She had shifted when Charlie clicked on the link, dragging her arm up from between her legs while trying to stifle a whimper. "Mmm not so much interested. I am not my horndog brother. I got plenty of attention, but..." She made a face and shrugged.

Suddenly she heard familiar music and she jerked her head towards the laptop, eyes huge. Well...fuck. She cursed under her breath, looking at Charlie for a moment and wondering how suspicious it would look if she snagged the laptop. Course, it was too late for that. The redhead was already on the screen.

"Ahh...umm..." And she was speechless to top everything off? Yeah this was turning out to be a horrible day. She was actually picturing Charlie as she stared at the laptop and she felt herself become even more turned on. "Fuck me." She groaned, turning to hide in the pillows again. God please let her disappear.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunate choice of words, considering what was going on in screen. And how Samantha had positioned herself. Samantha might not be a horndog, but it seemed as if her mind was just as dirty as Charlie's and Dean's.

"I think I'm already doing that," she pointed out, backing away from the screen. Her hand accidentally rested on the hunter's thigh, slipping down the smooth skin. The surprisingly smooth skin.

"You kind of have a thing for red head, huh?"
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
When Charlie's warm hand slid over her skin she moaned, looking back at her. "Just one, actually." She mumbled before taking a deep breath and pushing herself up. "Kinda hard to try to just deny it now though."

She fidgeted slightly before biting her lip. "You know...you could always pull the laptop over here and sit on the bed with me. Hotel chairs aren't comfortable for very long..."
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"You... Um. Never mentioned the whole lesbian thing..." She fidgetted a little as she spoke. it wasn't that she minded Samantha's sexuality, of course - or eve her affections. It was that she was quit4e honestly turned on, and surprised Samantha hadn't called her on it.

Knowing she could bring that reaction in Samantha with just a touch? Seeing the beautiul woman responding to her like that? There was no point in denying it was a turn on.

She wasn't sure about this, though. Samantha? Her? In the bed together? Yet, she was already moving to sit beside the woman.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"You never asked." She stated, waiting for Charlie to sit next to her before scooting closer. Charlie would stop her if this wasn't what she wanted, right? Sam leaned in and pressed her lips against the smaller woman's, all thoughts of watching porn with her completely pushed out of her head.

She pulled away after a moment, looking into her eyes before tilting her head and raising an eyebrow. "You okay with this, Charlie? Because I'll stop if you want me to."
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does Dean know?" That's... not the most romantic thing to come out of Charlie's mouth, is it? She can't help it. she's a little shocked. She just got kissed by Samantha Winchester. With portn playing in the background.

"...I didn't say stop."
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dean? Well...yeah pretty much. I'm actually bi, but I prefer women. He's pretty okay with it so long as he doesn't have to see me." She laughed though before leaning in and kissing her again, sliding an arm around her to pull her closer.

She let out a little moan, letting her fingers slip beneath the back of Charlie's shirt as she nipped at her lip.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess I must have missed the straight porn..." She gave a nervous little smile, watching samantha come in closer. Kissing her. Kissing back.

She slid forward, her own cold fingers beginning to slide up Samantha's skin.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nope. There isn't any." She mumbled softly, sliding her fingers into Charlie's hair and grasping the back of her neck. She smiled against her lips before teasing, swiping her tongue against her lips.

The touch of cold fingers made her shiver and she moved closer, encouraging Charlie's touch.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"So what? Just me?" she asked, leaning in a little closer. Samantha's grip felt good. Strong. Her tongue darted out to tangle with Samantha's...

Her fingers slid up, wanting to wrap about Samantha's breast. Those nipples had been driving her to distraction.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just you." She said, contemplating for a moment before just pulling Charlie over and into her lap. She smiled after a moment before pushing her hair out of the way and kissing her neck.

She caught Charlie's hand, humming softly before pressing her hand against her breast in encouragement.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
She wriggled into the lap a little, beginning to tug the shirt up with her free hand. Her thumb, meanwhile, flicked at Samantha's nipple - nail catching at the tip, encircling it, before the digit's flat came down in a soft press. Charlie might be nervous about Samantha, but she still knew a thing or two about bedding a woman...
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam couldn't help the gasp and moan that escaped with the attention to her nipple. "Charlie..." She smiled, pulling back and tugging her shirt off completely, tossing it to the floor. "You know how sexy I think you are? I've thought so for a while now."
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could have told me?' she suggested, thinking back to their first meeting. Not that she'd been in the mood to flirt or anything back then, but if Samantha had wanted to give her a confidence booster....

She pushed that thought away, focusing on the dirtier present as she pressed her lips against the nipple. A little kiss.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-18 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Didn't know if you'd be interested." She mumbled, arching her back and and biting her lip. "You know I think you should probably be getting naked here too." She dipped her fingers under Charlie's top, pushing up slowly.

"Only fair that you get some attention too."
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-18 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe you should make me," she ordered, teasingly. As nervous as she could be sometimes, there was nothing but confidence in her voice when it came to this.

she kissed Samantha's neck, next, pulling her body away just enough to let Samantha pull her shirt off. If she'd known they'd be doing things like this, she'd have worn less clothing...
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-19 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
She smirked, pulling Charlie's shirt off and then easily unsnapping her bra. Sam raised an eyebrow before flipping them so that Charlie was on her back and Sam lay spread over her, easily settling between her legs.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
She started to protest when she found herself flipped, not minding the lost clothes as much as the loss of control. Her protests froze when she saw where Samantha's lips were going, though.

"You sure you know how to handle one of those?" she asked.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
She laughed, pulling the material away as her eyes locked with Charlie's. "Oh I know how to handle a lot." She said before her lips latched onto a nipple, tongue flicking across the bud as teeth worried at the flesh.

Her hands slid up the woman's inner thighs, thumbs rubbing circles through her jeans before pressing in between her legs teasingly.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
She made a small noise of her own at being touched there, then. "You might want to get rid of the jeans, then," she responded, trying not to pant. Samantha's tongue really did know what it was doing.
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[personal profile] alwaysshotgun 2013-04-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe I like to tease." Was mumbled against her skin as she moved from one breast to the other, drawing teasing bites across her skin before latching onto the other nipple. Her fingers still pressed before her hand moved to cup through the jeans.

Her fantasies weren't even this nice. Damn she had to admit that Charlie felt amazing beneath her. Finally she squeezed her hand before tugging the jeans open, tugging down on them before tossing them off the bed. Now Charlie lay in nothing but a pair of panties.
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[personal profile] not_really_charlie 2013-04-19 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe we should trade places..." She arched her body, pushing further into the bites to try and put Samantha on the bottom. The removal of her pants made the redhead pause, a moment - but no more.

If this was the moment Samantha had been dreaming about, then Charlie was going to make sure those dreams were worth it. Give them both something to dream about.

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