tfln

[gutties]

Strike the earth!

Comments

[antimilitary]

Is it though?

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, is her father married?

[antimilitary]

Would that matter?

[wisecracking_shot]

Well, he's not going to leave his wife over one kiss I hope

[antimilitary]

You've clearly never had an outstanding kiss.

[wisecracking_shot]

I've had PLENTY of outstanding kisses. I have GIVEN outstanding kisses. Doesn't mean people marry me.

[antimilitary]

Well, I think that speaks for yourself in terms of your track record.

[wisecracking_shot]

Just got sassed by a dude I'm trying to help. Wow.

[antimilitary]

Were you expecting something else?

[wisecracking_shot]

Not really. Seems on brand.

[antimilitary]

And there's nothing more important than that.

[wisecracking_shot]

For people like us? Nope, nothing.

[antimilitary]

That's the spirit.

[wisecracking_shot]

Can I ask why you're going if you just want kicked out?

[antimilitary]

Weddings are awkward for me. We've just never gotten along.

[wisecracking_shot]

Always the bridesmaid's date, never the bridesmaid?

[antimilitary]

I just prefer to keep my weddings at a distance.

[wisecracking_shot]

In case you hadn't heard, doc, they aren't contagious.

[antimilitary]

Says you.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, if it was, I’d have been married more than once.

[antimilitary]

No accounting for taste.

[wisecracking_shot]

Wow doc, that burned. Got any cream for that?

[antimilitary]

None that works with your complexion.

[wisecracking_shot]

Works with my complexion? Wow, I didn’t know burn ointments came in designer colors these days.

[antimilitary]

Never underestimate the makeup industry.