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[gutties]

Strike the earth!

Comments

[wisecracking_shot]

Wow doc, that burned. Got any cream for that?

[antimilitary]

None that works with your complexion.

[wisecracking_shot]

Works with my complexion? Wow, I didn’t know burn ointments came in designer colors these days.

[antimilitary]

Never underestimate the makeup industry.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean I don't think that's what you treat burns with but I don't have fancy letters after my name.

[antimilitary]

probably for the best. I shudder to think how you’d handle a scalpel.

[wisecracking_shot]

I’d attach it to a shaft and fletchings and fire that baby.

[antimilitary]

isn’t that all you can do.

[wisecracking_shot]

Nah. Have other talents. I was in the circus.

[antimilitary]

As a trained monkey?

[wisecracking_shot]

Acrobat but fine.

[antimilitary]

Close enough.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean monkeys don't shoot bows with their toes but whatever man.

[antimilitary]

Pretty sure trained monkeys can do whatever you want them to.

[wisecracking_shot]

Until they throw poo at the audience, or bite a handler. Neither of which I do.

[antimilitary]

You sure? You do deal in a lot of shit.

[wisecracking_shot]

You are absolutely hilarious. I am definitely laughing.

[antimilitary]

Of course you are. I never leave an audience without a laugh.

[wisecracking_shot]

I imagine that is your claim to fame.

[antimilitary]

Among others.

[wisecracking_shot]

Oh? Care to share?

[antimilitary]

It's a long list.

[wisecracking_shot]

He says like that would dissuade me from asking.

[antimilitary]

I mean, if you're that into me, I could regale you with a few.

[wisecracking_shot]

I'm amused enough to listen.