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[gutties]

Strike the earth!

Comments

[wisecracking_shot]

For people like us? Nope, nothing.

[antimilitary]

That's the spirit.

[wisecracking_shot]

Can I ask why you're going if you just want kicked out?

[antimilitary]

Weddings are awkward for me. We've just never gotten along.

[wisecracking_shot]

Always the bridesmaid's date, never the bridesmaid?

[antimilitary]

I just prefer to keep my weddings at a distance.

[wisecracking_shot]

In case you hadn't heard, doc, they aren't contagious.

[antimilitary]

Says you.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean, if it was, I’d have been married more than once.

[antimilitary]

No accounting for taste.

[wisecracking_shot]

Wow doc, that burned. Got any cream for that?

[antimilitary]

None that works with your complexion.

[wisecracking_shot]

Works with my complexion? Wow, I didn’t know burn ointments came in designer colors these days.

[antimilitary]

Never underestimate the makeup industry.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean I don't think that's what you treat burns with but I don't have fancy letters after my name.

[antimilitary]

probably for the best. I shudder to think how you’d handle a scalpel.

[wisecracking_shot]

I’d attach it to a shaft and fletchings and fire that baby.

[antimilitary]

isn’t that all you can do.

[wisecracking_shot]

Nah. Have other talents. I was in the circus.

[antimilitary]

As a trained monkey?

[wisecracking_shot]

Acrobat but fine.

[antimilitary]

Close enough.

[wisecracking_shot]

I mean monkeys don't shoot bows with their toes but whatever man.

[antimilitary]

Pretty sure trained monkeys can do whatever you want them to.

[wisecracking_shot]

Until they throw poo at the audience, or bite a handler. Neither of which I do.