The Phone Sex Meme

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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Chrome Dokuro | KHR! (Ten Years Later) | OTA

[kuromu_dokuro]

[I like to be able to spice up the srs bsns with humour. So if you want something raunchy and with funny bits, tag me~]

Abbie Jansen / OC / OTA

[thislastrequest]

Will Vaughn / OC / OTA

[nvrbelieveagain]

Maddie Graham / OC / OTA

[bestintention]

Matt Delaney / OC / Het

[asyoufindme]

Riley Madison / Annabelle (The Swan Princess) / OUAT OC / Het

[andtheswan]

Alex Jansen / OC / OTA

[alonewillsing]

Séraphine Chareut | OC | OTA

[femme_sadique]

2. Not married. Just horribad. Just them. o/

[ofthelions]

Hey. Hey, Séra. Why on earth are you being a good Ten and running the debriefings? Does it mean you can't answer your phone?

Why on earth have I got performance reviews on my desk and not you?

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

[okei]

[Expect awkwardness no matter the option.]

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil | OTA

[apositive]

[Also known as Legendary Mode. Pranks/crack/humor welcome.]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4 | F/M

[tofu_idol]

[fridgeninja]

(2 or 4?)

Alucard || Hellsing || ota

[impalingprince]

[This cannot end well for anyone.]

Vicki Nelson | Blood Ties | ota

[hellmarks]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

[Most awkward phone sex ever]

Naoto Fuyumine | DOGS | M/F

[goodblade]

Bruce Banner | MCU | OTA

[greenisnteasy]

2 & 1

[manofiron]

Bruce? Bruce. Pick up the phone.

Arthur || Inception

[littlspecificty]

1

[alreadyhappened]

I fixed that gutter that was clogged, put in a rain barrell, too. Could put a fish or something in there once it fills up.

tony stark (rule 63!au) | marvel cinema

[ferreum]

...i apologise for showering you with tags I JUST KIND OF HAD TO WITH THIS ONE

[zordaar]

Need to test something. Stop what you're doing. Call me. SH

[The phone falls onto her bed; Sherlock closes her eyes and rolls over almost sulkily, as if denying to the empty room that she ever sent that message. Her fingers skim over the bedspread—she considers taking off her clothes, because her skin feels hyper-receptive, as if it's picking up electricity in the air and sending it in jolts to her brain—and she turns again, abruptly, like she can't get comfortable. No matter how long Tony takes to reply, the wait is going to be too long.

Her eyes open. She glares up at the ceiling as if to say what are you looking at and thinks aggressively about microexpressions and common mistakes made by good liars until Tony responds.]

Blaine W Anderson/glee/gay

[blainewanderson]

Loki Laufeyson ♔ MCU ♔ open

[lokimotion]

5 - feel free to say it's a wrong number

[solifelike]

[He is never, ever playing 'Truth or Dare' with his coworkers ever again. Somehow it came to this: him dialing the number of a well-advertised local sex line while Morgan, Prentiss and Garcia snigger in the background. And no, he's not happy about it.

His face is already turning red. And of course, his prayer that no one will pick up goes unanswered.]

Uh. [He's awkwardly silent, and then his voice cracks like a pre-pubescent boy's.] H-hello?

Clint Barton | MCU | OTA

[from_a_distance]

2/wrong number

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ So Steve's been working as a phone sex operator this month, damn guide, and one of his callers got... a little excited and accidentally dropped her phone and hung up. So he redials, but of course, as luck would have it... ]

Baby? You there?

Ise Nanao | Bleach | F/M preferred

[eighthlibrarian]

lydia martin. TEEN WOLF

[afieldsmedal]

[onceandagain]

[How did Peter come by Lydia's number, you may ask? Issac tends to leave his phone just laying around. Really. Someone should take the boy to task or he'll never have it when he needs it.

Kids today, always taking their technology for granted.]

Hello, Lydia.

Italia Romano / Lovino Vargas / South Italy | Axis Powers Hetalia | M/M prefered

[io_non_ti_invidio]

Stephanie Brown | DCU

[notwaffling]