The Phone Sex Meme

[socktacular]

THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

Comments

Chrome Dokuro | KHR! (Ten Years Later) | OTA

[kuromu_dokuro]

[I like to be able to spice up the srs bsns with humour. So if you want something raunchy and with funny bits, tag me~]

Abbie Jansen / OC / OTA

[thislastrequest]

Will Vaughn / OC / OTA

[nvrbelieveagain]

Maddie Graham / OC / OTA

[bestintention]

Matt Delaney / OC / Het

[asyoufindme]

Riley Madison / Annabelle (The Swan Princess) / OUAT OC / Het

[andtheswan]

Alex Jansen / OC / OTA

[alonewillsing]

Séraphine Chareut | OC | OTA

[femme_sadique]

2. Not married. Just horribad. Just them. o/

[ofthelions]

Hey. Hey, Séra. Why on earth are you being a good Ten and running the debriefings? Does it mean you can't answer your phone?

Why on earth have I got performance reviews on my desk and not you?

[femme_sadique]

It means she shouldn't answer her phone, but that's Edgar's ringtone and thereby means it might be an emergency, so she apologizes before looking at her phone.

And promptly closing her eyes and breathing deeply. It's not annoyance, at least, so much as embarrassment that requires careful concentration to keep off of her face.

Because you didn't record our most recent performance to review at work, so you're stuck with paperwork. Sad, since it was such a good performance from all involved.

[ofthelions]

Can't you save me from this with a repeat performance?

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

[okei]

[Expect awkwardness no matter the option.]

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil | OTA

[apositive]

[Also known as Legendary Mode. Pranks/crack/humor welcome.]

[femme_sadique]

I'm done with this meeting in fifteen minutes. Then we can give up on repeats and do something completely different, under the stipulation that it's recorded so you don't have to sext me during meetings anymore. ;)

Not that she expected (or even wanted) him to stop, but hey. Fifteen minutes to go and most of it is already done. It's now a matter of getting mission reports and the paperwork signed off on so that she can have it and take it to the King.

The King who apparently wants her naked with her ass presented for him to do with as he pleases on his desk.

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4 | F/M

[tofu_idol]

[ofthelions]

Is it so wrong that he enjoys having her naked body where he can claim it for himself? He doesn't think so.

Ten minutes. Make up an excuse.

Alucard || Hellsing || ota

[impalingprince]

[This cannot end well for anyone.]

Vicki Nelson | Blood Ties | ota

[hellmarks]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

[Most awkward phone sex ever]

Naoto Fuyumine | DOGS | M/F

[goodblade]

[fridgeninja]

(2 or 4?)

Bruce Banner | MCU | OTA

[greenisnteasy]

2 & 1

[manofiron]

Bruce? Bruce. Pick up the phone.

[tofu_idol]

(I say 2)

[greenisnteasy]

[Bruce is alone in his lab, and he sets down the beaker he's holding long enough to put Tony on speaker. That's has to be good enough, right?]

What's up?