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socktacular ([personal profile] socktacular) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-01-07 11:05 pm
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The Phone Sex Meme

THE PHONE SEX MEME



"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."


You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules
  • Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.
  • Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.
  • The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.
  • Enjoy and remember to tag around.

    Prompts:
    1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

    2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

    3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

    4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

    5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

    6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.
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    littlspecificty: (→ ❝can i ask you about today?❞)

    [personal profile] littlspecificty 2013-01-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
    Ah, so my lion catches up...

    [ Which most likely would have earned him a shove or smack in the arm from Tommy if he had been there in person. ]
    alreadyhappened: (Your problem)

    [personal profile] alreadyhappened 2013-01-09 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
    [ Saucily: ] Ain't that usually a bad thing?
    littlspecificty: (→ ❝there's forces at will❞)

    [personal profile] littlspecificty 2013-01-09 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
    [ Without missing a beat, ]

    Not when I know the lion.
    alreadyhappened: (Pants)

    [personal profile] alreadyhappened 2013-01-09 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
    Cause then you don't mind being pounced, huh?

    [ Tommy's chuckle turns into a sigh of resignation (except not really) and, just to play along (or so he tells himself) he settles one hand on his crotch and gives himself a squeeze. Feels ridiculous that he's playing along but... god he misses Arthur.]

    Still not the same.
    littlspecificty: (→ ❝like no one's watching you❞)

    [personal profile] littlspecificty 2013-01-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
    I think you like pouncing me.

    [ Adding as he untucks his own shirt, ]

    Don't just palm yourself, Tommy. Unzip your pants and touch your dick. Remember when I used that oil that warmed on contact? Try that for yourself and imagine it's me doing it.
    alreadyhappened: (Blue)

    [personal profile] alreadyhappened 2013-01-09 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
    [Tommy exhales slowly. He loves it when Arthur talks like this, but over the phone? Really? Well, his hardon thinks it's a good idea so... there's a pause then the very faint sound of him unzipping. Arthur could probably guess what he does after, going by the heavy sigh Tommy gives.]

    I'm feeling too lazy to go look for that stuff right now. Got a good memory though.

    [ And also he's afraid he'll talk himself out of it if he gets up.]
    littlspecificty: (→ ❝he ate my heart❞)

    [personal profile] littlspecificty 2013-01-09 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
    [ Lowering his voice once again, as if he was whispering in Tommy's ear. ]

    Just imagine it's my hand and I'm there touching you. You know how I start at the base and work my way up, rub your head till you can't stand it anymore...
    alreadyhappened: (Wary)

    [personal profile] alreadyhappened 2013-01-09 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
    [Oh, he knows, alright. He knows. Tommy still feels like a complete amateur when it comes to sexual things, so while he's at a loss for what to say besides letting himself make the same soft noises he does when it's Arthur's hand on his cock, he sure as hell can follow directions from memory.

    Then suddenly something occurs to him and he stops.    ]

    Hey, you better not be sitting in some office, flippin through spreadsheets right now.
    littlspecificty: (→ ❝i live on in your grieving heart❞)

    [personal profile] littlspecificty 2013-01-09 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
    [ Arthur actually pauses in his getting undressed at that, starting to laugh before he continues, shaking his head. ]

    I'm in my hotel room, getting naked.
    alreadyhappened: (Before the storm)

    [personal profile] alreadyhappened 2013-01-09 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
    [Yeah yeah laugh it up, he had to check. Didn't want to have a secretary walk in and hear him jerking it on speakerphone. ]

    You're getting naked?

    [Aw now he feels a little like a bad boyfriend for staying on the couch even though it doesn't matter so he mutters 'hang on' while he gets up and heads into their bedroom. Then there's a thud as the phone lands on the bed (cause he tossed it, needs hands free) and various rustling sounds as he gets undressed, and it's about a minute before he's breathing into the handset like Darth Vader again.]

    Alright, I'm back. Found that oil.
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