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THE PHONE SEX MEME

"I just called to say I love you. Now, tell me what you're wearing."

You're in the mood and that special someone is a city/state/country away and you still feel like scratching that itch. Why not call them and see if they're up to a little dirty talk via the telephone.

Rules

Post with the standard Character/Fandom/Preferences.

Use RNG to choose, or just pick a favorite.

The person tagging in is the one calling up a certain someone and picking from the scenarios below.

Enjoy and remember to tag around.

Prompts:
1) "It's been so long." - You haven't heard from your special someone in too long, and you're missing them like crazy. Since you can't have them in person, why not try to rile them up long distance?

2) "I know you're at work, but..." - You're feeling a little extra naughty today. Why not call up your honey and see if you can relieve the boredom of another day at the office by sneaking in a quick little fap-worthy phone call.

3) "For a wrong number, you sure sound sexy." - You were in the mood and your eager fingers might have slipped on a digit or two. But hey, the other person sounds hot. Want to see where it goes?

4) "I don't care if your mom's in the next room. Take off your pants." - One of you had family obligations that took you away for a while, but you still have needs. Think you can manage to satisfy yourself and your partner while making sure your family members don't hear you? Or pick up the other line?

5) "Is this 1-800-KWIK-FUK?" - You're desperate enough to resort to calling a sex line. Question is, who's your call getting directed to?

6) "Anything goes." - Wildcard option. Want to play something that isn't here? Or maybe a mix of the above? Go for it.

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Yeah? Looking up at you with your cock down my throat? Or moving my head up and down? I'm so hungry for it, Clint. Let me taste you. Let me choke on you.

[ So, guess who's eating dinner alone in his room... ]

[Yeah, after this, Clint might be avoiding Steve for quite a while.]

Yeah. Fuck, just like that. You're gonna take it all, aren't you? Every last inch...

All of it. I'm gonna put your hands in my hair, and I want you to pull. I want you to hold me there as you buck into my mouth. Could you do that?

[ Clint is definitely better at hiding than Steve is. Good choice. ]

Oh, yeah. I can definitely do that. Fucking your mouth, pushing down your...fuck...down your throat...

[Yep. Stockpiling supplies in the airducts for the next few weeks.]

[ He does another groan, and he's scarily becoming less embarrassed, which is good, but also not good. ]

That's it, Barton, just like that.

[ Now he's going to google to figure out how to phone sex blowjobs... he's trying to be quiet about it ):! ]

You like that, huh? Like taking my cock?

[He doesn't have the benefit of googling right now, but then his hands are otherwise occupied...]

[ Yo so I actually went and googled that and it's not really going so well so it's probably not being very fruitful for Steve either ]

I love having you in my mouth, Clint, but I want to kiss you. No, I want you to pin me to the bed and kiss me.

[Poor Steve. All on his own.]

Oh, yeah?

[He groans softly, his hand moving a little faster.]

Then what do you want?

I want you to press your body against mine, open my legs so you can get between them while I kiss you, take both of our cocks into my hand. You know I have big hands. Your cock feels fantastic against mine, so slick from my mouth.

Mmm, yeah. You have great hands, Cap. And your cock feels fucking amazing. So hot.

I'm gonna rock my hips into my hand and I need to put my legs around your waist. Push against me, I want your body so much.

[ Quickly googling where to go from here...... :|b Caps are always prepared..... totally... ]

[Part of Clint wants to get this over with quickly so it's maybe possibly less awkward later, but part of him really wants to drag this out.]

Yeah, that's it...you've got me rutting against you, grinding my hips down.

Oh, just like that. I gotta hold onto your back, dig my fingers in. Touch me. Anywhere you want, I just want to feel you all over me.

Everywhere. Fuck, I want to touch you everywhere. Shoulders, arms, chest. Play with your nipples and scrape my nails down your stomach.

[His breath comes a little faster, voice getting gruff and heavy.]

Yeah? Like what you feel? It's all yours tonight. Just keep moving your hips, Clint, please.

Yeah, I like what I feel. I like it...fuck...a whole lot.

[Steve can probably hear his hand as it moves over his cock, faster and faster.]

Good, that's it, Clint...

[ He tries a good long whine. Oh, okay, yep, now his head's in his hands. ]

[And there is no way to mistake the groan that comes out of Clint as anything but a man coming.]

[ He'll at least play this out until Clint's done... being done. And throw in some exhausted breathing and satisfied murmuring afterward. ]

So...

[ Uh... he thought this conversation would be get less awkward after the sex. ]

[Clint was really hoping on that score too.]

So...

Um. Just so you know, we charge by the minute, and uh... Well, I don't know if you wanna keep... talking.

Right. I...uh...probably should go, then.

[Because, yeah. Still at minimum wage here.]

I...'ll see you at home.

Right. Yeah. See you.

[Aaaaand HANGING UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.]

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