Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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jason todd | dc

[redhelmet]

[whenicall]

Feel like letting me get under the hood tonight, Jay?

[redhelmet]

You saying the giant red helmet doesn't do it for you? And here I thought you were into it.

[whenicall]

I’m not about to say I don’t enjoy it... just not tonight.

[redhelmet]

Well, at least I know my whole entire life isn't a lie.

[ ah, batboys and their dramatics. ]

I've got a lead to follow up later about some new dress up trying to make a name for themselves, but if you can wait, I could always swing by after work? What do you say, Barbie?

[whenicall]

Not this part of it, Todd.

[ it’s a weakness of hers that’s hard to deny, and he really is the most dramatic. perfect fit. ]

Depends if you’re sold on using that nickname. I’ll wait. I might have to amuse myself in the interim, but I’ll wait. Sure there isn’t anything I can help you with? Nothing I can hack? Google? Break into?

[redhelmet]

You know me: I like to get my intel the down and dirty way. But if you wanna come kick ass and take names with me, I wouldn't say no. The sooner this moron understands who's really running Gotham the better.

No thanks to Bruce, there's already more than enough costumed freaks running around as it is.

[whenicall]

And yet without him we may never have met.

Give me a sec, I was actually just getting out of my work clothes and now I’ll have to glue them back on.

[ there is always a certain thrill in teaming up with Jason. and just in case he doubted her, a photo soon follows that shows the top half of her batgirl suit gone, pink bra on display and her red hair a mess of curls. ]

[redhelmet]

I don't know about that. I bet we would have. Granted, it probably would have been while I was in handcuffs, getting my ass hauled into the GCPD, but I'd like to think you'd have still found me as roguishly irresistible as you do now.

[ because a life not knowing someone as incredible as barbara gordon doesn't sound like much of a life at all. look, he digs her a whole lot. who wouldn't? she's awesome, smart, capable, and maybe the best person he knows. she's also the hottest thing he's ever seen, as further evidenced by the photo she sends, a smirk slanting across his mouth as he opens it. ]

I hope you don't plan on posting that on Pixtagram. I don't fancy fighting off all of Gotham City just to get my hands on you.

[whenicall]

Yeah, in that parallel universe where Jim Gordon let his daughter join the GCPD without nearly as much protest. Even if I wasn’t the arresting officer, what’s the bet I’d still try and sit in on the interrogation just because I like you I’m cuffs no matter which reality? ;) That charm of yours will probably always get me, Jay. Some things are just meant to be.

[ because a world where she wasn’t with jason wasn’t really worth her time. not these days. they may have differed a little in terms of how they preferred handling the bad guys, but babs still firmly believed in it coming from a place of good deep down in todd’s core. she also wasn’t blind and the chemistry was hard to deny. she was a lost cause and she didn’t mind one single bit. ]

It’s cute that you’d even consider me making that public. No, Todd. It’s just for your eyes only. I’m yours alone.

[redhelmet]

You mind if I save it?

[whenicall]

No. But you know I’ll take another pass at the security on your phone and computer... just for my own peace of mind.

[redhelmet]

My tech is top of the line.

[ thanks to a little prior sponsorship from a certain al ghul. ]

No one is gonna see you in all of your gorgeous glory but me.

[sequinns]

Hey, can I crash at your place tonight?
No hanky panky.
Unless you're looking for hanky panky.
Then I'll forget to wear underwear.

[redhelmet]

I'd make a clown car joke, but I'll leave the shits and giggles to you.
Although, I gotta say, Quinn, you wanting to hang your hot pants up with me is comedy aplenty.

You get your J's mixed up or something?
Our names do have the same amount of letters.
That's about all we have in common though.

[sequinns]

OH SHIT
Is this not Janet? 🙄

Please. Don’t act like you don’t jerk off to the thought of my bare ass.
You know you want to spank it.

[redhelmet]

Think I'd rather pull on your pigtails.

[sequinns]

I can’t tell if you’re trying to talk dirty or trying to threaten to kick my ass.
Not that I don’t get off on both.

[redhelmet]

[ this is jason. it's definitely both. ]

What else do you get off on? Is it fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets?
'Cause I gotta say, you sure seem real interested in knowing whether or not I'm down to clown.

[sequinns]

I'm not saying I don't get off on fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets.

[redhelmet]

Who you hiding out from, anyway?
Is it our good friend Roman Sionis?

[sequinns]

How can your definition of friend be so wrong?

[redhelmet]

I was being sarcastic.
Guess it's kinda hard to tell over text.

[sequinns]

Dude.
Take a breather.
So was I.
It’s ok to relax.

[redhelmet]

I'll relax when I blow Sionis' brains out.