Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[sequinns]

I can’t tell if you’re trying to talk dirty or trying to threaten to kick my ass.
Not that I don’t get off on both.

[redhelmet]

[ this is jason. it's definitely both. ]

What else do you get off on? Is it fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets?
'Cause I gotta say, you sure seem real interested in knowing whether or not I'm down to clown.

[sequinns]

I'm not saying I don't get off on fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets.

[redhelmet]

Who you hiding out from, anyway?
Is it our good friend Roman Sionis?

[sequinns]

How can your definition of friend be so wrong?

[redhelmet]

I was being sarcastic.
Guess it's kinda hard to tell over text.

[sequinns]

Dude.
Take a breather.
So was I.
It’s ok to relax.

[redhelmet]

I'll relax when I blow Sionis' brains out.

[sequinns]

Want two extra hands and about a dozen extra guns?
He’s slippery enough to need at least that many pointed at him.

[redhelmet]

Nah, I think I'll just go with a bazooka.

[ because he's extra™ like that. ]

But if you wanna bring the popcorn, I wouldn't say no.

[sequinns]

Butter, cheddar, or caramel?

[redhelmet]

Surprise me.

[sequinns]

Most people would tell you that’s a dangerous thing to say to me.

[redhelmet]

I'm not most people.