Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[sequinns]

Hey, can I crash at your place tonight?
No hanky panky.
Unless you're looking for hanky panky.
Then I'll forget to wear underwear.

[redhelmet]

I'd make a clown car joke, but I'll leave the shits and giggles to you.
Although, I gotta say, Quinn, you wanting to hang your hot pants up with me is comedy aplenty.

You get your J's mixed up or something?
Our names do have the same amount of letters.
That's about all we have in common though.

[sequinns]

OH SHIT
Is this not Janet? 🙄

Please. Don’t act like you don’t jerk off to the thought of my bare ass.
You know you want to spank it.

[redhelmet]

Think I'd rather pull on your pigtails.

[sequinns]

I can’t tell if you’re trying to talk dirty or trying to threaten to kick my ass.
Not that I don’t get off on both.

[redhelmet]

[ this is jason. it's definitely both. ]

What else do you get off on? Is it fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets?
'Cause I gotta say, you sure seem real interested in knowing whether or not I'm down to clown.

[sequinns]

I'm not saying I don't get off on fucking around with guys in leather jackets who wear giant red helmets.

[redhelmet]

Who you hiding out from, anyway?
Is it our good friend Roman Sionis?

[sequinns]

How can your definition of friend be so wrong?

[redhelmet]

I was being sarcastic.
Guess it's kinda hard to tell over text.

[sequinns]

Dude.
Take a breather.
So was I.
It’s ok to relax.

[redhelmet]

I'll relax when I blow Sionis' brains out.

[sequinns]

Want two extra hands and about a dozen extra guns?
He’s slippery enough to need at least that many pointed at him.

[redhelmet]

Nah, I think I'll just go with a bazooka.

[ because he's extra™ like that. ]

But if you wanna bring the popcorn, I wouldn't say no.

[sequinns]

Butter, cheddar, or caramel?

[redhelmet]

Surprise me.

[sequinns]

Most people would tell you that’s a dangerous thing to say to me.

[redhelmet]

I'm not most people.