Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[whenicall]

Yeah, in that parallel universe where Jim Gordon let his daughter join the GCPD without nearly as much protest. Even if I wasn’t the arresting officer, what’s the bet I’d still try and sit in on the interrogation just because I like you I’m cuffs no matter which reality? ;) That charm of yours will probably always get me, Jay. Some things are just meant to be.

[ because a world where she wasn’t with jason wasn’t really worth her time. not these days. they may have differed a little in terms of how they preferred handling the bad guys, but babs still firmly believed in it coming from a place of good deep down in todd’s core. she also wasn’t blind and the chemistry was hard to deny. she was a lost cause and she didn’t mind one single bit. ]

It’s cute that you’d even consider me making that public. No, Todd. It’s just for your eyes only. I’m yours alone.

[redhelmet]

You mind if I save it?

[whenicall]

No. But you know I’ll take another pass at the security on your phone and computer... just for my own peace of mind.

[redhelmet]

My tech is top of the line.

[ thanks to a little prior sponsorship from a certain al ghul. ]

No one is gonna see you in all of your gorgeous glory but me.

[whenicall]

Then you can save that one and there might even be more pictures in your future. Since you seem to treasure them so much.

[ she might still try and have a little peek at the tech. barbara gordon can’t help herself when she considers it her domain. and even knowing that al ghul would most definitely have access to the kind of tech she could only dream about. ]

[redhelmet]

What do you think gets me through all those long and incredibly boring stakeouts?

[whenicall]

Mostly I assumed it was your burning hatred for your targets.

But now I know it’s me and I can definitely work with that.

[redhelmet]

Gotham thanks you for your service.

[whenicall]

Gotham can keep its gratitude. I just want yours.

[redhelmet]

You don't think you'll get it?

[whenicall]

From you? I know I'll get it once you're off the clock.

[redhelmet]

Damn right.