siri, do me a solid.

[shitglasses]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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long john silver | black sails | ota

[107868]

( ooc: voicetesting! prefs: ota for gen, misfires etc, castmates only for shippy funtimes )

Re: long john silver | black sails | ota

[waitforiiit]

Hi, can I get a 2 piece fish meal, a 3 piece chicken meal, a super sampler, 3 grilled fish tacos, 4 sides of hush puppies, 2 sides of fries, and a slice of chocolate cream pie?

[107868]

I have no doubt that you can... for the right price. Though tell me: how do you intend to feed four dogs with that little food?

[waitforiiit]

I mean, I was definitely going to pay you. That IS how this I buy food, you get me food concept works, after all.

You're right, I definitely didn't order enough. Get me a second chocolate cream pie.

[107868]

I feel it may be good form to tell you the last people I cooked for ended up with a rather unfortunate bout of food poisoning. Though if you are certain you wish to part with your coin...

[waitforiiit]

Seriously?




Okay, part of me is totally willing to take that risk for some fish taco-y goodness, but at the same time.... shouldn't the health inspector have shut you down by now or something?

[107868]

Absolutely, yes.

I think you'll find standards slip the hungrier men are.

[waitforiiit]

Oh my dear sweet humble fast food employee, I have been gifted with many incredible things, but standards has never been one of them.

[107868]

Yes, I'm starting to understand just how low one man can sink in the pursuit of food. And I had thought I'd seen the lowest depths.

Though perhaps I should be somewhat more forthcoming by telling you I have no idea what a 'fast food employee' is. Is that someone who hunts game?

[waitforiiit]

I've been told lack of standards is one of my best qualities.

You're just messing with me now, right? This is the number to Long John Silvers?

so your tag made me lol. modern au: #fishbarlife.

[107868]

I suppose, when you look at it in a certain light, standards do complicate matters.

What exactly is it you think you know of Long John Silver?

[winedark]

Fucking martyr's not a good look on you.

If what's left of the leg's hurting worse, say so.

[107868]

I have no intention of becoming a martyr. My leg is absolutely fine. So, shall we not?

[ It's fine. He's not grimacing. Absolutely not. ]

[winedark]

For fuck's sake.

I'm not asking you to reveal all your private sufferings and doubts, to pour that shit out for me in one great unburdening gush. Fucking agony for us both, that.

Just want to know if there's something more

[ I ]

Howell can do.

[107868]

If I needed Howell I would have spoken to him already.

[ Unlikely. ]

Which leads me to wonder... is this pity or are you concerned that I'm unable to do what's required of me? Are you doubting my competency, Flint? Because I can assure you any pity is misplaced and as for doubt? Well, that would be troubling, wouldn't you agree?

Re: long john silver | black sails | ota

[calicojack]

You know it's really quite disheartening for a man looking to get his name out there to find that everywhere he turns people are, instead, talking about you

[107868]

And why do you think that is?

[calicojack]

Why is it disheartening or why are they all talking about you? I should think the answer to both is obvious

[107868]

Wouldn't you say there are more pressing matters than being disheartened by that?

[ Easy to say when the shoe is on the other foot. ...oh, wait. ]

[calicojack]

I am capable of concerning myself with more than one matter at a time, Silver

[107868]

I don't think I implied that you weren't capable in that respect.

One generally tends to follow the other with few exceptions - the more pressing matters are an opportunity to make a name for yourself, make no mistake. Though, now that I think about it, I admit I'm not certain whether you're asking for advice or simply wanting to complain at me?

[calicojack]

I have not sunk so low as to ask your input on such things, I simply wanted to air my grievance.

[107868]

I see. Though my main point still stands. Opportunity. Why not give it the attention it so thoroughly deserves? I seem to remember the last time I presented you with an opportunity it worked out well for you.

[calicojack]

We're going to describe that as working out well, are we?

[107868]

We are if making a name for yourself is your primary concern. Is that your primary concern?