siri, do me a solid.

[shitglasses]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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If I needed Howell I would have spoken to him already.

[ Unlikely. ]

Which leads me to wonder... is this pity or are you concerned that I'm unable to do what's required of me? Are you doubting my competency, Flint? Because I can assure you any pity is misplaced and as for doubt? Well, that would be troubling, wouldn't you agree?