siri, do me a solid.

[shitglasses]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[107868]

What I understand is that you believe Long John Silver can provide you with something. Long John Silver is gone. Buried amongst the remnants of a war. I suggest, if you are looking for something from him, you give up and look elsewhere.

[waitforiiit]

That's a little dramatic for a fast food restaurant that failed a health inspection, isn't it?

[107868]

Yes, I don't doubt it would be were I talking about anything remotely related to what I assume those things to be.

[waitforiiit]

Did I text the wrong number?

Did I accidentally become a sad guy hotline number?

[107868]

A sad guy hotline number?