siri, do me a solid.

[shitglasses]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[107868]

Absolutely, yes.

I think you'll find standards slip the hungrier men are.

[waitforiiit]

Oh my dear sweet humble fast food employee, I have been gifted with many incredible things, but standards has never been one of them.

[107868]

Yes, I'm starting to understand just how low one man can sink in the pursuit of food. And I had thought I'd seen the lowest depths.

Though perhaps I should be somewhat more forthcoming by telling you I have no idea what a 'fast food employee' is. Is that someone who hunts game?

[waitforiiit]

I've been told lack of standards is one of my best qualities.

You're just messing with me now, right? This is the number to Long John Silvers?

so your tag made me lol. modern au: #fishbarlife.

[107868]

I suppose, when you look at it in a certain light, standards do complicate matters.

What exactly is it you think you know of Long John Silver?

[waitforiiit]

See, you get it.

That you're the place to go when my standards are low and also want 2 piece fish meal, a 3 piece chicken meal, a super sampler, 3 grilled fish tacos, 4 sides of hush puppies, 2 sides of fries, and 2 slices of chocolate cream pie.

[107868]

What I understand is that you believe Long John Silver can provide you with something. Long John Silver is gone. Buried amongst the remnants of a war. I suggest, if you are looking for something from him, you give up and look elsewhere.

[waitforiiit]

That's a little dramatic for a fast food restaurant that failed a health inspection, isn't it?

[107868]

Yes, I don't doubt it would be were I talking about anything remotely related to what I assume those things to be.

[waitforiiit]

Did I text the wrong number?

Did I accidentally become a sad guy hotline number?

[107868]

A sad guy hotline number?