what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[partyhats]

[ It might not be intended but Lissa snortlaughs anyways. ]

I mean it's definitely a way to not have babies, and I bet that goes double for monasteries. It's uh... sure convenient when you're royalty.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ smiiiiirk ]

Sounds like somebody has some experience there.

[partyhats]

I might be, you know... living my life until I decide who I'm marrying.

[ ...and then if she marries someone really open-minded who knows? ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

I'm not knocking it. You think me actually following through for the cute ones is a coincidence? You do you, and anyone else you like. Just as long as you get off on it, right?

[partyhats]

Always nice to meet someone who gets it. How'm I supposed to know what it's supposed to be like if I don't try it out anyways?

And sometimes that includes getting it in the butt.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

If that's what makes you see stars, settle down with someone who'll take whatever hole you're in the mood for. I'm lucky, my boobs'll do it if you play with 'em enough. And I've never had any guy object to that.

[partyhats]

Wh-whoa really? Like, you just... totally get off to that? All the way?

[ Can I see it-no, she can't just ask that. ]

I mean I like having mine played with but you gotta get my clit to get me off usually. With either... entrance.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Sure can. Play with the twins enough and I'll win the lottery.

[ Hilda poses and gives them a shake. It's kind of a reflex, normally when she's talking about them, she's trying to butter someone up into doing her chores... ]

I mean if you know what you're doing downstairs that's probably quicker, but if you set me off up top it's just as satisfying.

[partyhats]

[ Lissa's eyes widen. Because she's, you know. Into girls too. And those sure are some girls. ]

Never heard of anyone that lucky. And they're - you know. ...really nice looking too. So I bet a lot of people are real happy about that.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

They sure are. And it lets me keep it down to what I thought was three. If you're going by "you both get off" even I'd admit it was an eight or nine.

[ She chuckles ]

Getting thirsty there? I can practically see the grabby-hands.

[partyhats]

That's not an unfair way to get to eight or nine.

[ That's kinda how Lissa counts it anyways. ]

And I - uh. You sure as hell are hot, yeah.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

That's what they said too.

[ The last couple had to be those no-strings tugjobs she gave to get out of stable duty. ]

If you ask reeeeeally nicely, maybe I'll let you try and set me off.

[partyhats]

W-wow.

[ ...that's one way to get out of a job. ]

Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top, could I play with your boobs?

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

You know what? I'm not normally into girls, but I can't say no to those eyes.

[ Hilda puts her arms behind her head, puffing her chest out. ]

Help yourself. If you want me to get 'em out too, just say so.

[partyhats]

I'm even more honored!

[ Everyone's gotta have ONE lesbian experience, right? ]

I-I think I would like to see 'em out yeah.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Silly question, wasn't it?

[ Hilda undoes the claps being her neck and pulls the straps down off her arms, letting her chest spill right out. ]

They're all yours. Show me what another girl can do.

[partyhats]

Oh, absolutely.

[ And look at them. Big and bountiful, with nice, round, soft nipples - Lissa gets with guys more often, and rarely finds girls built like this, so it's just incredible.

She's incredible.

Lissa reaches out with both hands, fully grasping them and squishing them in her hands. ]

Soooo soft.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ooooh~

[ Hilda shivered, enjoying the feeling already. Lissa's hands are... smaller than she's used to. It's a different feeling, which she appreciates. Maybe she's been underestimating a little variety. ]

Aren't they just? All natural too. No body magic here.

[partyhats]

[ Lissa's hands are small and seem delicate - but they aren't all soft either, and she's got more than enough power in her grip. Of course, she's a very gentle lover when it's called for, like now, and she's not nearly as capable of just bowling people over as Hilda...

And she's focused, gently working her hands over, and then circling her thumbs around Hilda's nipples. ]

I could tell. Can I use my mouth too?

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ She's doing wonderfully. Gentle goes a long way with boobs, and it makes the times she does squeeze a bit harder all the better. It only takes a few strokes for her nipples to harden up, just as sensitive as promised. ]

Mmmn, you know what? Go ahead.

[partyhats]

[ Lissa knows. That's an advantage to girls - they know how to treat a tit, what with having them.

Hilda won't regret it, and Lissa leans in, lifting one of Hilda's breasts a little, taking a stiff nipple into her mouth. Sucking, she lavishes attention with her tongue, humming softly. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ahh... Oooh, that's good.

[ Hilda shivers. Yeah, if girls can be like this, maaaaybe her net's been a bit too narrow. She pets the back of Lissa's head, and gives one of those cute little big pigtails an affectionate tug. ]

[partyhats]

Mmmhm.

[ Lissa goes to town on that nipple, slurping all over it while that hand lifts and squeezes even more. Maybe she'll get Hilda off faster than all those boys do, yeah?

She lets out a happy little squeal at the tug, just pushing her even harder. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ah, wow... You're a total boob girl, aren't you?

[ She's well on the way to managing that. Hilda's already squirming. At this rate it won't be long until liftoff. She keeps playing with Lissa's hair as she works away. ]

Fuck, that's it... Be greedy, it helps.

[partyhats]

[ There's a lot to appreciate on men and women alike, but when you tell her you can get off like this?

Lissa's hooked. And that little hair tugging is doing a lot for her as well, getting her cooing and humming around Hilda's nipple. Then - she pulls off with an audible pop, to immediately dive in at the other one, sucking just as aggressively. ]