what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ She's doing wonderfully. Gentle goes a long way with boobs, and it makes the times she does squeeze a bit harder all the better. It only takes a few strokes for her nipples to harden up, just as sensitive as promised. ]

Mmmn, you know what? Go ahead.

[partyhats]

[ Lissa knows. That's an advantage to girls - they know how to treat a tit, what with having them.

Hilda won't regret it, and Lissa leans in, lifting one of Hilda's breasts a little, taking a stiff nipple into her mouth. Sucking, she lavishes attention with her tongue, humming softly. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ahh... Oooh, that's good.

[ Hilda shivers. Yeah, if girls can be like this, maaaaybe her net's been a bit too narrow. She pets the back of Lissa's head, and gives one of those cute little big pigtails an affectionate tug. ]

[partyhats]

Mmmhm.

[ Lissa goes to town on that nipple, slurping all over it while that hand lifts and squeezes even more. Maybe she'll get Hilda off faster than all those boys do, yeah?

She lets out a happy little squeal at the tug, just pushing her even harder. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ah, wow... You're a total boob girl, aren't you?

[ She's well on the way to managing that. Hilda's already squirming. At this rate it won't be long until liftoff. She keeps playing with Lissa's hair as she works away. ]

Fuck, that's it... Be greedy, it helps.

[partyhats]

[ There's a lot to appreciate on men and women alike, but when you tell her you can get off like this?

Lissa's hooked. And that little hair tugging is doing a lot for her as well, getting her cooing and humming around Hilda's nipple. Then - she pulls off with an audible pop, to immediately dive in at the other one, sucking just as aggressively. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Ravenous little thing, ahhhhhrn't--

[ She can't quite finish her sentence - moaning too much. Instead she pushes Lissa's face in, smothering her against her breast for a second. Hilda's shifting from foot to foot, shivers running up and down her body. She doesn't feel the need to say it - surely another girl can tell when she's right before the finish line. ]

[partyhats]

[ That's a word for it. Lissa's having way too much fun here with the way Hilda's losing the ability to even speak. And if she suffocates on boob, then so what? This is way too much fun. Lissa laughs against Hilda, while flicking her tongue around and against her nipple, and pinching the still-wet nub she'd just left behind between two fingers. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

That's it, that's right, that's... Oh fuuuck...!

[ Hilda's hips buck, and she both pulls Lissa in and yanks on her pigtail at the same time. Hilda pants and moans, making a show of it. Not that she's faking one bit - she's clear having a full orgasm, just from having her boobs played with. ]

[partyhats]

[ Lissa's got a good ear for that anyways - she knows the effect she's had, and it's super incredible. She actually got a girl off just by sucking on her tits! A really intense, hard to control orgasm! ...and she's getting her pigtails yanked out of it too as a nice bonus that leave her whimpering a little as well. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ As she comes down, Hilda finally managed to release her grip on Lissa. And then laughed breathlessly. ]

Fuck me, you're good at that. I think that's the fastest someone's ever managed it.

[partyhats]

[ And Lissa finally pulls off with a gasp, breathing hard. ]

Girls are awesome, right?

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

You've certainly inspired me to give them more of a chance, that's for sure.

...Hey, you need me to return the favour? Not that I have any experience but I'll give eating your pussy a go if you want.

[ Her head's still spinning enough she'll give anything a go. ]

[partyhats]

Juuust a bit here and there. And... uh, wow, you know I was gonna say just sucking on you was worth it, but I guess that sounds like a great idea.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

The way you were moaning when I did this?

[ She pulls Lissa's pigtail again. ]

You were gonna run off and rub one out as soon as you could. Let me do it.

[ Hilda drops to her knees, and lifts one of Lissa's legs to put it forward over her shoulder and disappear up the girl's skirts. ]

[partyhats]

Oo!

[ Like that! Lissa knows what she likes. ]

You're not wrong. Just... you know what...

[ Lissa lets her leg get thrown over Hilda. ]

Tear through my leggings.

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

Music to my ears.

[Not right away though. Embracing this wave of reckless abandon, Hilda buries her face in Lissa's crotch first, nuzzling and kissing at the girl's pussy through her leggings. ]

[partyhats]

Oh goooods...

[ Lissa's got one whole foot on the ground - both legs quiver. Thank goodness for all this marching that's built up her stamina.

Even through her leggings, it's easy to tell from the heat and scent how incredibly aroused she is. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ In this position she can lean on Hilda if she needs. She's stock enough to carry her.

And after a moment, Lissa might feel a nip. Then Hilda grabs her hips and pulls her head back sharply. That's right, she was tearing through those legging with her teeth. ]

[partyhats]

[ Lissa's gonna have to - she can feel better than ever how strong Hilda is. They should swap ax tips later.

Lissa's eyebrows come together at the nip. ]

Are you-

[ She is. Was she excited already? Now it's waterfalls. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ Hilda replied with a muffled laugh as she pulled back a bit further, making enough of a messy hole for her purposes. And then dived right in, her tongue lapping at Lissa's folds. She wasn't going in totally blind, she'd played with herself enough to know what worked. ]

[partyhats]

[ That's incredible, and Lissa is losing her mind with horniness, and literally the only downside at all is that Hilda can't reach her pigtails from down there.

This is why she likes doggy style.

Even inexperienced oral is pretty great from a thoughtful girl who wants you to get off, and Lissa jerks her hips, grinding on Hilda's face and moaning loud enough for the whole meme to hear.

Sorry Owain mom's number is ten now. ]

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ Hilda wasn't going to apologize to anyone for adding her first girl as number twelve, either.

Hilda kept lisking for a few moments, revelling in hearing Lissa moaning and feeling her body jerk. That was probably going to get stronger, as after a few more licks, Hilda started sucking on Lissa's clit. Her tongue flicked back and forth across it between her lips, paying attention to what got the sweetest sounds. ]

[partyhats]

[ Hilda can definitely take this experience home with her too.

Apparently Hilda had been listening given the assault she launches on Lissa's clit - her moans fall apart with uneven, gasping, shaking breaths as she quivers on Hilda, grinding against her harder. Both hands reach for her head, fingers threading through her hair as Lissa nears her limit. ]

Ffffuck! Gonna.... cuuuum!

[hilda_valentine_goneril]

[ Hilda responded by moaning deeply. Partly because she was enjoying herself, but also because some vibration was sure to help, right? She kept up her relentless assault on the girl's clit, keep to feel her come completely unravelled. ]