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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

2/2

[vorbratta]

that and that little look of terror they always get around their eyes

[mahoukillabro]

You try explaining that to the person who has to handle the property damage.

And I don't have the best record with the cops.


[callsigned]

What is it that you do?

[kingfuckboy]

it's a friday and i finally have a 2 day break

[rhymeswithcannibal]

[Except for vegans.]

In my experience he is less difficult to read than skillfully evasive.

[dweomer]

I haven't had this much fun in 150 years.

4.

[rebelspy]

We should have left BEFORE the cops even showed up.

[littlemissfutility]

oh my god
what did you do

[embracing_technicality]

Where are you?

Is Dr. McCoy also present?

[borschtkot]

You aren't my friend. A friend would leave it alone.

It's not like I don't know he'd an asshole

1/2

[brushoff]

You don't have to worry about saying anything. Once they find you don't have a ticket, then they toss you out of a window at high speed.

2, idk just pretend this is avac sam

[wingedman]

You rang?


...or texted, I guess.

[wizzardly]

oh good now I've got something entirely new to be completely terrified about. And here I was afraid I would run out.

[norms]

just the wine?

that's good to know
i only have two normal hands
so you'll have to deal with whatever you get out of those

2/2

[brushoff]

Or not! Just kidding.

[ he straight up wanted to wind Rincewind up a little ]

1

[phichitchu]

You're the best best friend a guy could have ٩(*ゝڡ◕๑)۶♥

[k_2so]

Ignore it until it goes away.

[IT'S GOOD ADVICE AND YOU KNOW IT.]

[itistolaugh]

I'm not judging I'm just saying if you could have me (or chilton if you prefer or whoever, anyone at all) naked ready willing and eager to do absolutely anything you wanted anything to make you feel good

Or you could go to the diner and get a triple order of hashbrowns

It's the hashbrowns for you every time

[of_no_consequence]

[ ooc: coolbeans! ]

I didn't drug you at all, my dear boy. I'd never resort to something so barbaric.

[complementing]

I MEAN I'm a little hurt you forgot to mention me while you were looking for threesomes but otherwise I think I'm good :P Unless you were talking to Satoh Takeru and his girlfriend. In which case I want in.

[notonmywatch]

And a lot less property damage.

You should tell me now. I'm gonna find out. And when I do, you'll wish you'd be the one who gave up the information. You could use all the opportunities you get.

[musicinmotion]

If that's how you feel then that's how you feel.

[wizzardly]

I hope you get a terrible haircut the next time you go in. Just completely awful. Have to wear a hat and everything.

[levitating]

come and find meand maybe we can talk about sharing

[flummoxing]

You're in a house?

[ She woke up in the backseat of a car. Whoops. ]