tfln

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[wizzardly]

NO I can't find one!
Or the Luggage I think I let myself on I remember looking for a place to sleep oh gods what should I say if they ask for my ticket will they throw me off we're moving quickly

1/2

[brushoff]

You don't have to worry about saying anything. Once they find you don't have a ticket, then they toss you out of a window at high speed.

2/2

[brushoff]

Or not! Just kidding.

[ he straight up wanted to wind Rincewind up a little ]

[wizzardly]

I hope you get a terrible haircut the next time you go in. Just completely awful. Have to wear a hat and everything.

[brushoff]

You say that as if I don't look good in hats.

[ he looks good in everything. :/ ]

[wizzardly]

Maybe it would be a shit hat

[brushoff]

Then people would say "my, that Dorian looks devilish this morning, isn't it amazing how he can make such an awful hat look wonderful?"

[wizzardly]

who writes the background characters in your mind? Because I think you ought to have looked harder at their authorial resume.

[brushoff]

They're background characters, it's not like they're important to begin with.