tfln

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[littlemissfutility]

oh my god
what did you do

[vorbratta]

UGH nothing!!! (that i remember)

its just how they get whenever they find out they just slept with an imperial princess

[littlemissfutility]

gross
it's like they don't know they aren't gonna get a second chance if they're gonna be dbags about the first one

[vorbratta]

well actually i think theyre more afraid of execution but yeah

[littlemissfutility]

what do they think you are
a spider or something
killing everybody you sleep with would get messy

[vorbratta]

no definitely not me

its more execution in the ....... legal action sense

[littlemissfutility]

oh




you'd think if a princess arrested everyone who got near her, it'd be news

[vorbratta]

its....not me that does the arresting

barrayar has some. weird laws about a vor ladys honor

[littlemissfutility]

seriously????

[vorbratta]

yeah and its not like a secret or anything and its like EXTRA bad when youre vorbarra because then technically its a matter of treason too. honestly its such horseshit

thats why i dont TELL them when i sleep with them

[littlemissfutility]

that's the shittiest law i've ever heard of
do they get the picture if you tell them the only way someone can execute them is if people know about it