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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[turnedouthuman]

Gut feeling

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Keep listening to them, they'll see you right.

[turnedouthuman]

Great. How likely is she to kill me?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Not very but I would practice dodging just in case, unless you can't be harmed in anyway since she has a bad habit of throwing daggers and knives.

[turnedouthuman]

Greaaat

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Think of it as combat training.

[turnedouthuman]

Because's that's something I need?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Everyone needs to know how to protect themselves, especially the son of Lucifer.

[turnedouthuman]

Because I'm not my own person?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Sorry for trying to be a father and care about your well being.

[turnedouthuman]

Oh, is that what that is. You've never done it before

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Thought I'd give it a try. How was it?

[turnedouthuman]

Parent-like. You're practicing to show off to Detective Decker, aren't you?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Just don't tell anyone angelic, I've got a reputation to protect.

[turnedouthuman]

Aziraphale won't believe me. Crowley might but he works for you sooo...

[thedevildoeswearprada]

I doubt he would even believe that you're my son, let alone that I did something parental.

[turnedouthuman]

Oh, no, he believes that. They both do. Apparently that whole end of the world thing you wanted made it obvious. Also Hauster told him. Hauster tells people a lot.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Of course he does, he's been ruling my kingdom for quite sometime so I'm sure he's found some evidence to back up that claim. I'll deal with Hauster later.

[turnedouthuman]

Can I watch? He keeps lurking around here

[thedevildoeswearprada]

You actually want to watch me punish someone? I knew you liked me.

[turnedouthuman]

It's just that Hauster is a special kind of creepy.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Understood, daddy will do his best.

[turnedouthuman]

Please, stop calling yourself that. Dad is enough, okay?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Just so long as you don't call me father, we'll agree on dad.

[turnedouthuman]

Agreed