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Comments

[turnedouthuman]

Parent-like. You're practicing to show off to Detective Decker, aren't you?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Just don't tell anyone angelic, I've got a reputation to protect.

[turnedouthuman]

Aziraphale won't believe me. Crowley might but he works for you sooo...

[thedevildoeswearprada]

I doubt he would even believe that you're my son, let alone that I did something parental.

[turnedouthuman]

Oh, no, he believes that. They both do. Apparently that whole end of the world thing you wanted made it obvious. Also Hauster told him. Hauster tells people a lot.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Of course he does, he's been ruling my kingdom for quite sometime so I'm sure he's found some evidence to back up that claim. I'll deal with Hauster later.

[turnedouthuman]

Can I watch? He keeps lurking around here

[thedevildoeswearprada]

You actually want to watch me punish someone? I knew you liked me.

[turnedouthuman]

It's just that Hauster is a special kind of creepy.

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Understood, daddy will do his best.

[turnedouthuman]

Please, stop calling yourself that. Dad is enough, okay?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Just so long as you don't call me father, we'll agree on dad.

[turnedouthuman]

Agreed

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Need me to book you a first class plane ticket?

[turnedouthuman]

Never flown first class

[thedevildoeswearprada]

That's a yes then.

[turnedouthuman]

Can I bring Dog?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

That's a person, right?

[turnedouthuman]

...the hellhound you gave me for my 11th birthday?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

It's still around. Sure I guess.

[turnedouthuman]

Is he not meant to be still around?

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Just surprised that Crowley has claimed him for his bitch's mate, that's all.

[turnedouthuman]

wait what?!

[thedevildoeswearprada]

Has Crowley introduced his Hellhound Juliet to Dog yet? I'm sure she's ready to breed and who better to have puppies with than Dog right.

[turnedouthuman]

Uh. No, I don't think that's happened.

[Almost immediately after]

If it does, I'm getting three of the pups for Them

[His friends (Them) helped to stop the Apocalypse. They can handle hellhounds]