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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[lacquers]

I thought I locked the door. I usually do.

[helical]

to the bathroom?

[lacquers]

Yes, when I'm having parties. You know how I am about my bathroom. I'd rather not wake up to vomit in the sink.

[helical]

i just opened it to leave him in there. he was lying in the hallway.

[lacquers]

Oh, well. It's a totally different story if you put him in there, my darling. We're reasonably sure he took your pinky promise to heart?

[helical]

i don't know if it counts slurred like that but he tried.

[lacquers]

If an effort was made, I'll assume he's lively enough that I won't have to worry about anything except possibly pouring him into a taxi later. [ This mysterious "he" doesn't warrant a portal. ]

[helical]

i think he was snoring. he won't be going anywhere.

[lacquers]

How much of my liquor cabinet did he consume?

[helical]

um. i don't remember how much there was at the start.

[lacquers]

Good point. I don't either. I'll simply assume it's time to restock!

[helical]

i'll help. i drank some too.

[lacquers]

There's really no need for that, Alexander. You're welcome to my liquor cabinet. And I would never lock you out of my bathroom.

[helical]

is that why it opened?

[lacquers]

Which, the liquor cabinet or the bathroom? The whole apartment is like that, actually.

[helical]

as in i can unlock all of it?

[lacquers]

The front door, all other doors, the liquor cabinet, my safe. I'd advise you don't open the last one without me present though. I keep a few things in there which are less than stable.

[helical]

oh.

no, i wouldn't... i wouldn't do that. i wouldn't touch your stuff like that.

[lacquers]

In this case, I do prefer you don't. But it's only because I like you very much in one piece, my dear. With that in mind, there are some extremely volatile potion ingredients on the top shelf in my study. Perhaps don't touch those either.

Everything else though, you're more than welcome to!

[helical]

i was thinking they could be dangerous if i don't know a thing about them. and i'm not really nosy. i mean, i'd rather just ask you about things.

[lacquers]

And I would be happy to tell you! Also, I feel silly warning you, because I know you're very careful. Indulge my concern for your well-being? Just a little?

[helical]

thanks for warning me. i'll be careful.

[lacquers]

Anything for you, Alexander. You might tell the liquor cabinet raider in my bathroom to do the same though. I'm not going to be responsible if he accidentally ingests something that turns his skin pink. Or worse.

[helical]

i'll try to get him conscious enough to listen. though that might be a good look.

[lacquers]

If you like, I can add some other colors. A nice teal, perhaps?