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[allaboutmeme]

 

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[lacquers]

And I would be happy to tell you! Also, I feel silly warning you, because I know you're very careful. Indulge my concern for your well-being? Just a little?

[helical]

thanks for warning me. i'll be careful.

[lacquers]

Anything for you, Alexander. You might tell the liquor cabinet raider in my bathroom to do the same though. I'm not going to be responsible if he accidentally ingests something that turns his skin pink. Or worse.

[helical]

i'll try to get him conscious enough to listen. though that might be a good look.

[lacquers]

If you like, I can add some other colors. A nice teal, perhaps?

[helical]

i think he'd like pink.

[lacquers]

Pink it is! In this completely hypothetical situation which you are going to attempt to avoid by telling him ahead of time not to touch the third bottle from the left on my ingredient shelf.

[helical]

yes. exactly that. no one will get pink skin.

[lacquers]

Or have the urge to laugh for several hours without stopping! That's the fourth bottle from the right, not me alluding to what might happen to me if your dear brother woke up with pink skin.

[helical]

fourth bottle from the right? good to know. so i can avoid it at all costs.

[lacquers]

It seems to me that I know a few ways to make you laugh without the use of magic.

[helical]

if the last few minutes are anything to go by... i can't deny it.

[lacquers]

Have you been laughing and I haven't been there to hear it? I'm never going to let a client summon me from another of my parties ever again.

[helical]

should i wait for you so you can be there to hear me laugh at him when he wakes up?

[lacquers]

Would it be terribly cruel of me to say yes? I really want to say yes, Alexander.

[helical]

okay. i'll wait.

[lacquers]

This shouldn't take too much longer. I hope. You know, I've grown tired of running errands for bored rich people, my darling. [ Who's a pouty four hundred year old baby... ]

[helical]

think of it as a favor to your liquor cabinet. to replenish it.

[lacquers]

This particular errand will replenish it several times over.

[helical]

then you'll have a back up.

[lacquers]

Too right. And I might need it if I have to do this light show again here. I worry about this person. Spending six figures on a fireworks display for a birthday party? Even I think that's excessive.

[helical]

that doesn't sound like responsible finances.

[lacquers]

It's not, but that is part of the reason why I say yes.

[helical]

at least it benefits someone.

[lacquers]

Yes! Both I and my party guests who are apparently very thirsty. But perhaps less so my very patient boyfriend who has been left to babysit again. I really will make it up to you, darling.