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- She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
- I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
- I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset.
- Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.

Ouch!! Are you gonna be ok??

Why wouldn't I be okay? I'm not made of glass.

Well i just never heard of someone coming so hard they broke their back before!! You must be made of iron!!

Cracked. Because I don't think my back can be broken. I don't think I can be broken.

Can you even move with a cracked back?? I'm surprised you're still typing after that.

All I need to do is drink a little and I'll be fine.

Are you a human or something?

um, yeah?? Why wouldn't i be?? Are you some kind of superwoman or something??

I'm an Oni. Stronger than a superwoman. Stronger than anything.

and an orgasm cracked your back. Did you masturbate too hard??

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