bombing_blonde: (may5)

[personal profile] bombing_blonde 2016-06-24 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well i just never heard of someone coming so hard they broke their back before!! You must be made of iron!!
horni: (They've gotten bigger.)

[personal profile] horni 2016-06-24 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Cracked. Because I don't think my back can be broken. I don't think I can be broken.
bombing_blonde: (Default)

[personal profile] bombing_blonde 2016-06-24 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you even move with a cracked back?? I'm surprised you're still typing after that.
horni: (Enter the dragon.)

[personal profile] horni 2016-06-24 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
All I need to do is drink a little and I'll be fine.

Are you a human or something?
bombing_blonde: (may2)

[personal profile] bombing_blonde 2016-06-24 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
um, yeah?? Why wouldn't i be?? Are you some kind of superwoman or something??
horni: (And this one time at booze camp.)

[personal profile] horni 2016-06-24 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an Oni. Stronger than a superwoman. Stronger than anything.
bombing_blonde: (may2)

[personal profile] bombing_blonde 2016-06-24 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
and an orgasm cracked your back. Did you masturbate too hard??