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WOULD I LIE TO YOU
Would I Lie To You is a comedy panel show where contestants have to bluff about their deepest secrets and the opposing team have to find out which ones are true.

How does it work?
☢ Post as your character, offering suggestions of strange habits, unusual stories or other unbelievable series of events. These can be as true or as false as you like.
☢ Tag around to others, questioning them about their statements in order to discern whether they're true or not.
☢ Try to stop others from figuring out if you're being honest or a liar.
☢ Revel in hilarity and unexpected revelations.

Comments

Chara | Undertale

[abouttime]

I once destroyed several timelines for fun but got thrown in interdimensional jail because the interdimensional police got mad about disrupting the time-space continuum and the second dimension. Those flatlanders sure are a bunch of angry folk.

Oh, and you're not allowed to guess, Frisk. [But feel free anyway.]

Kazuhira Miller | Metal Gear

[neverloseagain]

I once tried to start a band with someone I knew was a KGB agent.

[snake_inabox]

...

Master?

[Yeah, you're kind of young looking. Nice scarf.]

What did they play? The Balalaika?

[neverloseagain]

[he gives a long, searching look where he tries to figure out of he knows this guy.]

Nope, you got the wrong guy.

And she was going to be the vocalist.

Waver Velvet | Fate/zero

[gordianknots]

I can no longer use the usual UK word for apartment because of one particular student who also happens to have that word as his name.

[neverloseagain]

...flat?

You know a guy named flat? Did his mother hate him or something?

[gordianknots]

Honestly, my name's Waver, I'm in whatever the opposite of a position to judge is. But yes, his first name is Flat, and that is only the start of the multitude of problems.

Gankutsuou Edmond Dantes | Fate/

[shsledgelord]

I have, in fact, formulated a five-point plan for surviving in prison.

Give or take a few points.

agent carolina | red vs blue

[brisance]

I've won a pie-eating contest before.

[scorpiowned]

Yeah, right. What kind of pie?

[brisance]

Apple pie. [ her face is hard to read but she might be smirking a little. ]

Because missing the point of memes has become a thing with him lately...

[lovernotafighter]

So, like, is this a food pie or a euphemism pie?

tucker pls

[brisance]

[ the deadest of stares ] In this instance, food pie, Tucker.

kate galloway . oc .

[dedikated]

1) I had to cut my hair to waist length after my boss set it on fire.

2) When I began free-running, I was so bad at jumping from building to building that my friend would have to telekinetically assist me

3) My boyfriend broke up with me after I told our entire class that relationships are boring

4) I once destroyed a designer dress while chasing a suspected terrorist.

5) I have an alias that I use when going on the pull.

Roy Harper | DC (pre-52)

[azhee_maii]

I was very frequently launched via catapult from a speeding car as a fourteen year old.

Liquid Snake || MGS1

[liquid_serpent]

I once fell fifty feet from a giant robot T-Rex and survived.

Big Boss || MGS

[eats_snakes]

I ate a whole snake over a fire before a woman came onto me shoving her boobs in my face.

[neverloseagain]

I've got no doubt that's true. Only you could make that experience sound like torture.

[eats_snakes]

It was torture. In a way.

[He was trying to eat his snake in peace.]

Said she would rather eat me than my snake.

Kaori Miyazono | Your Lie in April

[melodlies]

I asked a classmate to introduce me to a boy who is my crush's best friend.

[melophobia]

That's not the end of the story, Kao-chan.

[detectivedecker]

I've acted in a low budget summer flick. I was topless.

I made out with a girl once. Okay, twice.

I have a serious marshmallow phobia.

I threw myself at the Devil in a drunken stupor.

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | The Flash/Legends

[icejacking]

1. I was 15 when I successfully stole my first Million.

2. I went to college for a couple of weeks.

3. I have frozen and lost a body part because of my gun.

Michael Scofield | Prison Break

[cutepoison]

1. I have been all over the world.

2. While in Fox River I probably spent close to 24 hours total in the infirmary

3. All of my tattoos actually do have some sort of meaning or plan behind them.

Tommy Merlyn | Arrow

[notawizard]

1. I almost got married. Once.

2. I once filled my dads pool with beer.

3. I rented out a pro football stadium to play strip football with models.